national anthems which are really rather disappointing

[Pickman's model]

i was looking forward to hearing the jamaican national anthem, and i was underwhelmed when i heard it: i thought 'god save the queen' was poor, but i was taken by neither the lyrics nor the melody of the jamaican anthem



which national anthems - beside the two i've mentioned - have you weighed in the scale and found wanting?

 

[Spymaster]

The second worst National Anthem in the world is that of Liechtenstein.

Some may find the tune familiar.



I shit you you not!