Man arrested trying to smuggle drugs into Spain under his wig

[Saul Goodman]

My daughter* suggested a 'pomp' might've been better...

*international criminal mastermind

You could smuggle refugees in that.

 

[UrbaneFox]

he'll have toupee for his crimes

It can't be swept under the rug.

 

[N_igma]

He travelled with the wrong hairline.

 

[DotCommunist]

It can't be swept under the rug.

He'll have some porridge to go with that syrup

 

[Ming]

I think a colostomy bag would be a good smuggling method.

 

[neonwilderness]

I think a colostomy bag would be a good smuggling method.

It probably has more of a chance of being successful than this did

 

[Ming]

It probably has more of a chance of being successful than this did

Well my dad had one and he was usually carrying about 2kg when he went through customs. Shit. Not drugs.

 

[T & P]

This Brazilian drug dealer attempting to escape from jail did at least put a little bit more effort than the man reported in the OP, and cunningly planned to escape disguised as his own daugther.

Alas, it was not to be...

Brazil gang leader dresses up as teenage daughter in jailbreak attempt