Man arrested trying to smuggle drugs into Spain under his wig

[neonwilderness]

Man arrested trying to smuggle drugs into Spain under his wig

Spanish police said the man arrived in Barcelona on a flight from Bogota, Colombia, and attracted attention as he looked nervous and had a disproportionately large hairpiece under his hat.

I don't know how they spotted him, that doesn't look suspicious at all

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fucking funny.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Cokehead

Somebody had to say it

 

[QueenOfGoths]

That is fantastic!!

 

[neonwilderness]

I wonder if it goes some way to explain Michael Fabricant's hair

Colombian soldiers forced 'drug smuggling' Tory to eat coffee whitener

 

[Pickman's model]

I wonder if it goes some way to explain Michael Fabricant's hair

Colombian soldiers forced 'drug smuggling' Tory to eat coffee whitener

i've always felt it was a wasted opportunity and they should simply have shot him out of hand

 

[DotCommunist]

he'll have toupee for his crimes

 

[Pickman's model]

he'll have toupee for his crimes

 

[Idaho]

Seriously... Why did he think putting it on his head would be better than just chucking it his bag?

 

[Pickman's model]

he'll have toupee for his crimes

***post of the month***

 

[neonwilderness]

Seriously... Why did he think putting it on his head would be better than just chucking it his bag?

The coke or his wig?

 

[cupid_stunt]

The coke or his wig?

Both.

 

[sheothebudworths]

That is fucking hilarious!
What a shambles of an attempt - although I'm pondering on whether he might have imagined that some peoples* natural dumbstruck politeness over the obviousness of 99% of toupees ('omg, does he just NOT KNOW what he looks like? ' ) may have worked in his favour, in which case it would've been genius.



*Generally not your average customs officer, mind.

 

[8ball]

Looks like he's trying to smuggle some black pudding into a vegan wedding.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

The person with the actual intended shipment would have just walked straight through, their decoy/sacrificial pawn worked perfectly

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Had he kept it perched there all the way from Bogota? That's a nearly 11 hours flight

 

[Celyn]

Looks like he's trying to smuggle some black pudding into a vegan wedding.

I thought so too.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Also not sure why they block out his eyes, fella should be easy enough to recognise, he's got a key of charlie on his pate.

 

[T & P]

The person with the actual intended shipment would have just walked straight through, their decoy/sacrificial pawn worked perfectly

And with a much bigger loot

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[8ball]

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That made me laugh too. In this case they could have said "there is no beginning to their talents in the art of disguise".

 

[neonwilderness]

And with a much bigger loot

 

[Steel Icarus]

The War on Rugs ongoing I see

 

[Steel Icarus]

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Reads almost like a postiche

 

[Saul Goodman]

When the barber asked him if he'd considered a transplant, he didn't mean a liver on his bonce.

 

[Yossarian]

The person with the actual intended shipment would have just walked straight through, their decoy/sacrificial pawn worked perfectly

As ever, the little guy pays the price and the real bigwigs get away with it.

 

[Steel Icarus]

"No, officer, I swear there's nothing up my weave"

 

[sheothebudworths]

My daughter* suggested a 'pomp' might've been better...

*international criminal mastermind

 

[trabuquera]

Aduana: Excuse me senor, how come your hair is riding so high?
Passenger: Excessive blow drying, officer

 

[Steel Icarus]

"Your hair seems agitated, Sir. Are you by any chance concealing amphetamine sulpate?"