I wouldn't dream of being rude to them. It's just a horrible, horrible situation for both of us.
Genuinely never seen this anywhere remotely downmarket. The thought of it makes the whole thing seem even worse for some reason
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Nor have I experienced the bachelor-bothering poetry that this thread has brought my attention to. I just hope the National Archive has been alerted to this phenomenon.