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Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 82 56.9%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 55 38.2%
  • No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    Votes: 13 9.0%
  • I dont know as I do not drive

    Votes: 23 16.0%
  • I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    Votes: 9 6.3%
  • Comedy Option

    Votes: 15 10.4%
  • Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    Votes: 39 27.1%

  • Total voters
    144
I saw today a 2021 Bentley Bentayga. The rear lights are indescribably ugly- far worse in the flesh than in any photograph. The looked like a pair of stretched prolapsed arseholes, frankly, more so when they're illuminated.


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Nice trousers though.
 
I saw today a 2021 Bentley Bentayga. The rear lights are indescribably ugly- far worse in the flesh than in any photograph. The looked like a pair of stretched prolapsed arseholes, frankly, more so when they're illuminated.


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How many hands did that design go through and not one of them said 'hang on a fucking minute!'
Looks like something you'd expect from Kia 20 years ago.
 

"scatter cushions" :D
"Specific accessories include a Relaxation Pack with scatter cushions and additional footrests, a Bentley Cycle Carrier and a new range of car covers. Bentley will even fit your Bentayga with mud flaps "

BTW, if interested, they have a sale on at the moment Last chance to buy

I saw today a 2021 Bentley Bentayga. The rear lights are indescribably ugly- far worse in the flesh than in any photograph. The looked like a pair of stretched prolapsed arseholes, frankly, more so when they're illuminated.


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Bit late to the party with this one, they must be so yesterday by now :D
 
I thought the knobs (‘made a bit of money in property’ types) that drove Bentleys are all doing maseratis now?
 
Seemed like a good place to stick this. Here's my car after a nuts and bolts restoration which cost over £300,000. He did not have the receipts with him. View attachment 283607

Was that done by Aston Martin’s hermitage plant at Newport Paggnel? They basically rebuild the cars completely. They also do ‘new restorations’ to get round modern regulations some bright cookie at Aston about 50 years ago started registering cars and making the data plates that hadn’t been built and storing them. So now they will be build a brand new DB 5 say snd use one of the original data plates and registration to give a new ‘old’ car.

I should have gone to see the place but Covid…
 
More like Russian gangster edition.

Seriously though, regardless of the looks and cost of the actual car, you’d have to be particularly pathetic to choose a supercar with ‘007’ branding visible on the outside. Who are they hoping to impress with that?

Get yourself an Aston Martin if you’re so desperate to pretend you’re living the James Bond life ffs…
 
More like Russian gangster edition.

Seriously though, regardless of the looks and cost of the actual car, you’d have to be particularly pathetic to choose a supercar with ‘007’ branding visible on the outside. Who are they hoping to impress with that?

Get yourself an Aston Martin if you’re so desperate to pretend you’re living the James Bond life ffs…

Globetrotter who charge around £1500 for a sodding suitcase also do 007 ones that cost around 25% more. My thoughts at seeing them are the same as yours re the car.
 
Also, you wouldn’t be able to see the shitty 007 decals when you turned on the invisibility cloak or activated the smoke screen…
 
Seriously though, regardless of the looks and cost of the actual car, you’d have to be particularly pathetic to choose a supercar with ‘007’ branding visible on the outside. Who are they hoping to impress with that?

Lots and lots of sad twats with silly money out there.
 
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