i have access to a 6 rooms house

[lechuck]

..a shared kitchen a lounge all full functioning in mint condition with large garden ready to be occupied right now it's in N19 4NA. Marlborough Rd. I don't live there anymore it used to be a hostel that's just recently been cleared up. anyone interested? signal or -----------------
please God no time wasters

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

So send bank account details to....

 

[lechuck]

So send bank account details to....

please don't waste my time mate I only want to help and give access to it before it gets the locks changed, not for another month at least. not funny in the least. I've been homeless many years, not anymore.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

yeah...

Don't waste my time and i only have so long untill

those are key phrases used to pressure people to move money before they fully check out what is going on.


I'm not saying you are a scammer i'm just saying you are using a lot of the same language as one.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

if this is a no money squat thing best of luck .

however caveat emptor

 

[Pickman's model]

Years back I knew some people who squatted a pub near the city, found it with full cellar, bottles etc, pool table, all mod cons everyone had a grand time for six weeks or so til some scrote opened the door when the cops came knocking

 

[BillRiver]

if this is a no money squat thing best of luck .

however caveat emptor

If it is about squatting this building would not be ideal as, from the sound of it, it would be classed as a residential building. It would therefore be illegal and police could remove (and arrest) at any time.

 

[BillRiver]

please don't waste my time mate I only want to help and give access to it before it gets the locks changed, not for another month at least. not funny in the least. I've been homeless many years, not anymore.

You'd be better off occupying a non-residential building, to avoid arrest, and be able to stay in there a while.

Are you familiar with the Advisory Service for Squatters?

Advisory Service for Squatters | Legal & practical advice for squatters and other homeless people

I've been homeless, too. Solidarity.

 

[lechuck]

can the mod please close and lock this thread for me?! I GENUINELY only ever wanted to help FOR BLOODY FREE and all I have been getting non stop is mild non-threatening abuse.

I am so miffed I don't know what this whole experience actually teaches me about trying to do good and having it all explode right in your face.

I feel it's like, all my fault, I could have helped lots of people but in the process of being a newbie at this, I effit all up so I'm just sorry people.

 

[TopCat]

Chil Chuck.

 

[purves grundy]

can the mod please close and lock this thread for me?! I GENUINELY only ever wanted to help FOR BLOODY FREE and all I have been getting non stop is mild non-threatening abuse.

I am so miffed I don't know what this whole experience actually teaches me about trying to do good and having it all explode right in your face.

I feel it's like, all my fault, I could have helped lots of people but in the process of being a newbie at this, I effit all up so I'm just sorry people.

No need to react like that. Can you blame folk for being a bit cautious? Brand new user, "if it's too good to be true etc"...

 

[lechuck]

Listen, I get it trust me. New guy, weird "wording" and so on.. I hereby apologise to one and all ok ?!

All I wanted was for somebody in real urgent need to meet me right there at the address, take the keys off me and have a nice life..!! I now see I was naive and very stupid. Story of my life really.

I think that sums it all up tbh, still waiting for that mod/bot to shut this down please.

 

[A380]

I’ve just moved in about an hour ago, it’s great. Thanks lechuck , bit disappointed the broadband is down, coukd you sort that please then coukd you delete the address details from your post as I don’t want any riff raff from here turning up to my new gaff. Thanks.

 

[kalidarkone]

Years back I knew some people who squatted a pub near the city, found it with full cellar, bottles etc, pool table, all mod cons everyone had a grand time for six weeks or so til some scrote opened the door when the cops came knocking

Was it the hope and anchor on upper Street?

 

[Idaho]

Listen, I get it trust me. New guy, weird "wording" and so on.. I hereby apologise to one and all ok ?!

All I wanted was for somebody in real urgent need to meet me right there at the address, take the keys off me and have a nice life..!! I now see I was naive and very stupid. Story of my life really.

I think that sums it all up tbh, still waiting for that mod/bot to shut this down please.

This board gets a lot of dodgy posts on all kinds of topics. You may be the most generous and honest person with the absolute best intentions, but how can anyone know that? Without knowing you or being inside your head, how can anyone determine if you are a great person doing a genuine favour or someone dodgy? How?

Getting grumpy about people doubting you is, unfortunately, another common scammer tactic. Again, this may not be you at all, but how can anyone know?

 

[lechuck]

I’ve just moved in about an hour ago, it’s great. Thanks lechuck , bit disappointed the broadband is down, coukd you sort that please then coukd you delete the address details from your post as I don’t want any riff raff from here turning up to my new gaff. Thanks.

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU A380?! HOW CAN YOU HAVE MOVED IN IF I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU. GOD CLOSE THIS THREAD YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE TROLLS

 

[TopCat]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU A380?! HOW CAN YOU HAVE MOVED IN IF I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU. GOD CLOSE THIS THREAD YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE TROLLS

We are a bit different. Many have been here for two decades plus. We don’t get out much lately either.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

You’re all far too cynical and missed a great opportunity.

Thanks for the keys, lechuck this place is going to make a great addition to my expanding AirB&B business.

 

[two sheds]

A380 is Urban's product tester. Any special offers for products or services he has to try them and report back.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

A380 is Urban's product tester. Any special offers for products or services he has to try them and report back.

Not after that incident with the “free boat ride” the other month. World trade is still recovering apparently.

 

[ruffneck23]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU A380?! HOW CAN YOU HAVE MOVED IN IF I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU. GOD CLOSE THIS THREAD YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE TROLLS

I was tempted but the way you have exploded in a flutter of CAPS has made me reconsider, thanks anyway.

 

[TopCat]

I am already moved in with 300 Skunk No 1 clones and a bag of stolen floodlights. The company head has been cracked open and you can get tenner bags of brown if you do the special knock.

 

[A380]

Yes t

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU A380?! HOW CAN YOU HAVE MOVED IN IF I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU. GOD CLOSE THIS THREAD YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE TROLLS

I just had a shuffty down Malbourgh Road. The house was pretty obvious quick shoulder to the back door and I was in. I wonder if you’d be able to pop round and run the hoover arround downstairs later as it’s a bit dusty and that. You’ll need to knock as I’ve put new locks on now. There was some stuff that looked like it belonged to other residents so I’ve chucked that out the back for now.

You’re all far too cynical and missed a great opportunity.

Thanks for the keys, lechuck this place is going to make a great addition to my expanding AirB&B business.

Too slow. You snoozed you lose-d.

A380 is Urban's product tester. Any special offers for products or services he has to try them and report back.

U75 rating - lechuck offered really capital advice.

 

[Pickman's model]

Was it the hope and anchor on upper Street?

No, it was on leman street between aldgate east and cable street

 

[Idris2002]

Years back I knew some people who squatted a pub near the city, found it with full cellar, bottles etc, pool table, all mod cons everyone had a grand time for six weeks or so til some scrote opened the door when the cops came knocking

Are you sure that wasn't a dream you had, pix?

 

[A380]

Not after that incident with the “free boat ride” the other month. World trade is still recovering apparently.

You block one global trade superhighway for a few days …

 

[NoXion]

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU A380?! HOW CAN YOU HAVE MOVED IN IF I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU. GOD CLOSE THIS THREAD YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE TROLLS

Why are you so agitated? You've already admitted that you expected some skepticism. Is a little light ribbing on the side really that awful to you?

 

[kebabking]

I'd just like to thank so many people for turning up to my Kidney donation session - it's a pity that many are old friends and respected posters, but needs must: my eldest Daughter is off to Edinburgh University in September, and that flat in Morningside won't pay for itself...

(One person had a query that I promised to follow up - yes, it turns out that a Stanley knife is a recognised medical instrument...)

Genuinely, I'm really grateful.

 

[lechuck]

nice job guys. why not rent out some more midgets freaks and ballerinas while you're at it..?! You literally just lost an opportunity to get 10+ people of the streets possibly for good but I guess this place has now become your own personal board for farting about on your gaming chairs while hazing me and getting on with the job of running a three ring toilet of a circus which I'm also guessing is a reflection of your lives.

Good people, family men and women are out there right this second just chomping at the bits for a opportunity to rebuild their lives from the ground up if only somebody did manage to give a flying fuck about them.

Apparently that seems to be too big of an ask for people like you.

out of sight out of mind right? shame on all of you.

 

[Idaho]

nice job guys. why not rent out some more midgets freaks and ballerinas while you're at it..?! You literally just lost an opportunity to get 10+ people of the streets possibly for good but I guess this place has now become your own personal board for farting about on your gaming chairs while hazing me and getting on with the job of running a three ring toilet of a circus which I'm also guessing is a reflection of your lives.

Good people, family men and women are out there right this second just chomping at the bits for a opportunity to rebuild their lives from the ground up if only somebody did manage to give a flying fuck about them.

Apparently that seems to be too big of an ask for people like you.

out of sight out of mind right? shame on all of you.

Why would this board be the right place to house homeless people? Did you read my post asking why people should trust you?