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Horsey nonsense

Out of all the animals in the world I reckon I hate horses* the most. Fuckers should fuck off and get fucking extinct.


*or baboons.

I'm almost with you on this, except I can think of one kind of animal that's worse; humans who ride horses. Utter cunts the lot of them.
 
Really enjoyed that. Quite bizarre gettin the local pub near my work all watching fucking equestrian. Gutted for Todd. Still, he's only 56.
 
How do the foreign Equestrian atheletes bring their horses into the country? Each method of transport would be problematic.
 
I like the little hats the show jumping horses have.
And what's with the kitsch jumps showing off bits of British culture? It's a bit naff, esp the SpinalTapesque Stonehenges.
 
I like the little hats the show jumping horses have.
And what's with the kitsch jumps showing off bits of British culture? It's a bit naff, esp the SpinalTapesque Stonehenges.
Showjumps are always kitsch - it's part of the whole thing, along with the little ear hats
 
Get on a horse and try to do it then.:p

Dressage is not exactly the most thrilling bit of the equestrian events, but by god, its one of the most difficult for both horse and rider. Its the good riders that make it look that easy.

My cousins lived on an acreage growing up. They took riding lessons, and had horses. They could almost make those horses dance. When I got on, I could almost stay in the saddle for five minutes without falling off.
 
If they have dressage and cross country in the Olympics, who not also flat racing and racing like the grand national?
 
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