Hold your nose and vote Labour?
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nino_savatte
No pasaran!
The WRP is standing in my constituency; I may vote for them just for shits and giggles. I wonder if Vanessa Redgrave, who lives nearby, will vote for them?
TopCat
Putin fanboy
I’m in a safe Labour seat with an mp I loathe personally and professionally.
We have a gorgeous george candidate but I can’t stomach the homophobia of george himself and haven’t met Mr Jamshed as no canvassing has been done by anyone.
Fuck the greens. No time for them. Reform can fuck off as can the tories. I would rather eat my cats shit than vote Labour.
It’s hard. I’m having lunch with my parents later. My mum will be leaning on me to vote Starmer.
Spunking cock seems a waste somehow.
We have a gorgeous george candidate but I can’t stomach the homophobia of george himself and haven’t met Mr Jamshed as no canvassing has been done by anyone.
Fuck the greens. No time for them. Reform can fuck off as can the tories. I would rather eat my cats shit than vote Labour.
It’s hard. I’m having lunch with my parents later. My mum will be leaning on me to vote Starmer.
Spunking cock seems a waste somehow.
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
No tiny irrelevant left sect option?
skyscraper101
0891 50 50 50
Spunking cock is never a waste. It will make it all the way to the official count, so someone always ends up seeing it, hopefully having a chuckle, and then having to officially mark it as 'spoilt' - that has to count for something.
ska invita
back on the other side
Excellent fact based analysis
Short version, more austerity
Short version, more austerity
miktheword
Well-Known Member
Just voted Sinn Féin, West Tyrone should be easy win for them.
O6Cs/NI has about 6 interesting seats up for grabs, mainly to see if DUP hold off Alliance and even UUP in some areas. SF. not standing in areas where Alliance or sdlp are main challengers, as usual so.e areas have only one unionist unity candidate, eg fermanagh & South Tyrone where Pat Cullen ex RCN head is standing for SF for first time. Has been closest seat in last few elections, 57 vote difference last time, has been 4 votes before that.
SF been wounded in euros in Republic due to immigration changing position but shouldn't really affect their vote up here.
DUP lies about Windsor framework plus wee Jeffrey being up before the beak yesterday may keep many at home, but this is N.E. Ulster and keeping themmuns out often wins.
O6Cs/NI has about 6 interesting seats up for grabs, mainly to see if DUP hold off Alliance and even UUP in some areas. SF. not standing in areas where Alliance or sdlp are main challengers, as usual so.e areas have only one unionist unity candidate, eg fermanagh & South Tyrone where Pat Cullen ex RCN head is standing for SF for first time. Has been closest seat in last few elections, 57 vote difference last time, has been 4 votes before that.
SF been wounded in euros in Republic due to immigration changing position but shouldn't really affect their vote up here.
DUP lies about Windsor framework plus wee Jeffrey being up before the beak yesterday may keep many at home, but this is N.E. Ulster and keeping themmuns out often wins.
Lurdan
old wave
There's a Christian Peoples Alliance candidate in Mitcham & Morden. Des Coke seems like a lovely guy.
Cast a vote for Coke!
andysays
Love and solidarity
One in Tottenham as well
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
I'm suffering voter's remorse now 
My last GE vote in the UK if all goes well...
The Tory in Bristol East will likely get a few votes from those who might have voted for Reform (who wouldn't waste their deposit here) on account of a quasi-ULEZ-type thing happening near me..
Boundary changes may well get rid of Rees-Mogg next door, but weaken Kerry McCarthy in Bristol East due to people like me ...
She used to get points from me for being Vegan.
My last GE vote in the UK if all goes well...
The Tory in Bristol East will likely get a few votes from those who might have voted for Reform (who wouldn't waste their deposit here) on account of a quasi-ULEZ-type thing happening near me..
Boundary changes may well get rid of Rees-Mogg next door, but weaken Kerry McCarthy in Bristol East due to people like me ...
She used to get points from me for being Vegan.
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Crispy
The following psytrance is baṉned: All
Voted for her. "One of the good ones," as they say. Would that the entire party was cut from the same cloth
Mr.Bishie
pickled egg
Throw stones at the polling station & be done with it.
first time in my life I didn't vote labour, they have just gone too far from anything I believe in. ended up green, dont feel enthusiastic about them at all either, just generally feel like the environment is "important"... and cant not vote, if there's one positive thing I do believe in then it's probably some kind of democracy. but am in safest of safe labour seat anyway.
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
Went Green this time. Conservatives being in a death spiral has helped make my vote an easier one.
yes I said I wouldn't vote labour ever again after the business of last few years but sure would feel different if it was a knife edge battle to get Tories out.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
I voted Labour in 1990 and have never repeated the error
FridgeMagnet
Administrator
Yeah i voted green too. My MP is actually a decent sort but it's a super safe Labour seat, no danger of a sneak vermin win.
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
Fuck it. I'm hoping for a green lib dem coalition opposition.
Not because I believe it likely but because maybe that would fucking tell Labour something.
Not because I believe it likely but because maybe that would fucking tell Labour something.
lazythursday
Well-Known Member
I voted green but was sorely tempted by spunkjng cock after reading this article about the solemn process of inspecting spoiled ballots. 'You wouldn't believe the amount of dicks': Secrets of a ballot counter
I was thinking a spunking cock with gobs of spunk heading towards the boxes, but not quite clear which it's landing in, to create some debate at the count.
I was thinking a spunking cock with gobs of spunk heading towards the boxes, but not quite clear which it's landing in, to create some debate at the count.
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
I am gonna have to do it in fifteen mins or so and I am still somewhat undecided.
The WPB candidate, solely to beat the SWP candidate? Sectarian as fuck, but tempting. Altho...the WPB <shudder>
The Green candidate. Probably the vote as a protest against Labour over Gaza. But I wouldn't want the vapid middle class twatrs to take it as an endorsement of their utterly useless behaviour on the council.
Writing something next to the Labour candidates name so they have to argue over whether or not it counts as a vote for her or not. "Yes, I know it says useless fucker, but she's had worse endorsements"
The WPB candidate, solely to beat the SWP candidate? Sectarian as fuck, but tempting. Altho...the WPB <shudder>
The Green candidate. Probably the vote as a protest against Labour over Gaza. But I wouldn't want the vapid middle class twatrs to take it as an endorsement of their utterly useless behaviour on the council.
Writing something next to the Labour candidates name so they have to argue over whether or not it counts as a vote for her or not. "Yes, I know it says useless fucker, but she's had worse endorsements"
twistedAM
Left Of The Dial
I would have voted for Bell but I'm in Dulwich and West Norwood so wrote in a socialist candidate.Voted for her. "One of the good ones," as they say. Would that the entire party was cut from the same cloth
TopCat
Putin fanboy
I voted workers party
TopCat
Putin fanboy
He got a thousand votes. Incumbent increased majority by seven thousand
kalidarkone
Bringing YOU round.....
A friend convinced me for a while to hold my nose and vote for Labour, then it became clear that I could vote exactly as I pleased because of my locality so I voted Green. In my locality Labour kept their seat. But good to know there is actually a strong left wing opposition.
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