Hipster overload: Cereal Killer Cafe opens

[krtek a houby]

jane jacobs, who lived down the way from ronnie pickering

Who the hell is Ronnie Pickering?

 

[Pickman's model]

Who the hell is Ronnie Pickering?

everyone knows ronnie

 

[krtek a houby]

everyone knows ronnie

Is he a hipster?

 

[DotCommunist]

ronnie is the opposite of a hipster

 

[maomao]

ronnie is the opposite of a hipster

Ronnie is the new hipster vanguard. In 5 years time the cool kids will be cultivating beer bellies, shaving their heads and driving around in Citroen Picasso's offering random people out.

 

[xenon]

Oh. So it's perfectly ok for some cretin to tell me to keep my "trap" shut (for no particular reason), but how dare I respond in kind. They hypocrisy shown in this forum is unbelievable.

You fucking idiot.

 

[xenon]

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[Citizen66]

 

[Citizen66]

Amazon are taking pre-orders.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cereal-Killer-Cafe-Cookbook-Keery/dp/1785031627

Their bit of publicity came at the right time it seems.

 

[Sue]

Dear Lord. How many variations on 'Open pack, pour cereal into bowl, add milk' can there possibly be...?

 

[bi0boy]

Dear Lord. How many variations on 'Open pack, pour cereal into bowl, add milk' can there possibly be...?

Well, there's these for a start:

 

[Blagsta]

Ronnie is the new hipster vanguard. In 5 years time the cool kids will be cultivating beer bellies, shaving their heads and driving around in Citroen Picasso's offering random people out.

I'm way ahead of the game then

 

[Belushi]

Dear Lord. How many variations on 'Open pack, pour cereal into bowl, add milk' can there possibly be...?

I Tried to Cook a Disgusting Meal from the Cereal Killer Café Cookbook | VICE | United Kingdom

 

[Sue]

Well, there's these for a start:

I'd no idea I was so ahead of the cool curve when I mastered these as a child.

 

[Sue]

I Tried to Cook a Disgusting Meal from the Cereal Killer Café Cookbook | VICE | United Kingdom

 

[Celyn]

Now there's the question of whether that "recipe book" goes straight into the bargain bins or in fact sells enormously well as people buy it in an ironic sort of way.

 

[sunnysidedown]

is there a difference?

 

[J Ed]

I can't believe there's an actual book. It's a real shame that Class War didn't burn their shop down

 

[J Ed]

Vice is shit as well

 

[DotCommunist]

I can't believe there's an actual book. It's a real shame that Class War didn't burn their shop down

terraced. You do one the whole row goes

 

[Pickman's model]

terraced. You do one the whole row goes

burn one get one free

 

[Citizen66]

Have any other cafes ever had a comic-style cookbook? When do they get their zany kids' TV show?

 

[Cowley]

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I can't stop laughing at this, honestly it's so comical.

 

[belboid]

they know they only have a couple of years with this nonsense before the market moves onto something else utterly stupid, so they're milking it for all they can while they can.

 

[DotCommunist]

artisan milking it

 

[hipipol]

Though I hate most of the guff shops that now infect the area, I must confess to a love of the Brew Dog bar and this place...
Vintage Guitar Boutique
Very dangerous shop, they let you hang about for hours playing some fabulous guitars that fill yer heart with greed and lust for ownership......

 

[GarveyLives]

Exposed here ...

'Stop this interview' - cereal café dodges poverty question
'Stop this interview' - cereal café dodges poverty question

Cereal cafe stops interview over price questions | Channel 4 News

 

[Orang Utan]

That's ages old news. It's from when it opened

 

[discobastard]

Exposed here ...

'Stop this interview' - cereal café dodges poverty question
'Stop this interview' - cereal café dodges poverty question

Cereal cafe stops interview over price questions | Channel 4 News

And the rest of the story which you carelessly manage to omit.

The C4 reporter had a pop. And the Cereal Killer cafe snapped back …

 

[Ranbay]

yeah before last years today.