GTA V

[elbows]

Took the blimp for a ride last night, wow it really is a huge map.

 

[Ranbay]

spent 200k on pimping out my ride!

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Pimping out how? Can you tune the cars?

 

[Ranbay]

add turbo, bullet proof wheels, bigger engine, racing wheels, yellow smoke from wheels and the horn

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

had it on silent so missed the horn.

 

[D'wards]

I tell you waht i love about this game. Now i'm quite a shit game player, and die a lot. In San Andreos if you died you go to the pigging hospital or pigging polis station and have all your worldly goods confiscated. In this you just go back to a checkpoint at the start, or during the mission - lovely!

 

[sim667]

Shall I start a U75 crew on the rockstar social club?

 

[dlx1]

Had a look at some walkthrough Part 2 looks very dull and the N word every other word can that be turn off.

 

[dlx1]

spent 200k on pimping out my ride!

Can take the boy out of Dagenham

 

[souljacker]

Bought it today, heading home in a minute to begin the monster install.

Downloaded the iFruit app for my iPhone too. You can supposedly train one of the characters dog and customize cars from it.

 

[Corax]

add turbo, bullet proof wheels, bigger engine, racing wheels, yellow smoke from wheels and the horn

You need a new front right door too...

 

[ruffneck23]

just discovered the sea , a very angry jogging lady and went for a drive for ages and got nowhere...

god im loving this, more than i ever thought

 

[ruffneck23]

Bought it today, heading home in a minute to begin the monster install.

Downloaded the iFruit app for my iPhone too. You can supposedly train one of the characters dog and customize cars from it.

chop is a fucking geeza

 

[D'wards]

Where do you go to pimp your motherfucking whip?

 

[Vintage Paw]

http://www.polygon.com/2013/9/18/47...hawick-district-could-destroy-real-life-towns

Naming one of the dilapidated districts in Grand Theft Auto 5 "Hawick" could destroy the real-life Scottish town's reputation, according to the city's councillor David Paterson.

Paterson told BBC News that the name's use could "destroy the reputation" of the real town, referring to it as "adverse publicity" that Hawick does not deserve.

"I am absolutely disgusted — there is a lot of history and a lot of good things happening in the town," Paterson said. "We have got a lot of good things planned for this coming year. It is going to destroy the good reputation of the town.

"Why did they pick on Hawick?" he added. "It is a lovely town.

rofl

My mum lives there.

I'm presuming they don't pronounce it like the real life Hawick in the game, though, because Americans and 'wicks' don't mix.

Bless that councillor. I'm certain the first thing on every player's mind when they are wandering around GTAV's Hawick district is "fuck me, remind me to never visit that shitty little Scottish town of the same name that I totally knew about before playing this game."

 

[starfish]

After an initial panic of not having enough space to install it (ive got a several years old 80gb ps3) & having to delete loads of stuff, have been enjoying what ive played so far although ms starfish is pissed off there's no casino.

 

[Supine]

Tonight mostly involved leaving hospital and pulling out a gun. It didn't go well

Found a cool loop the loop section at the airport but my car wasn't fast enough. Apparently it's one of 50 stunt sites.

Funny moment - noticing the beer lorry with something like "wattenpissen pils" on the side. Piss water lager

 

[TopCat]

Weasel News is quality.

 

[TitanSound]

Carried out my first heist yesterday. The jewellery store. I went for the quiet option and nearly managed a clean sweep. Love the way it switches between the characters, seamless.

The game does remind me a lot of Heat. Michael dresses like Robert DeNiro but looks a bit like Tom Sizemore.

 

[ruffneck23]

and the soundtrack during the heists is straight out of miami vice...

 

[Jon-of-arc]

Loads of illuminati symbolism in the game, just to fuck with the loons...

http://www.heavy.com/games/2013/09/gta-5-illuminati-evidence-videos-rockstar-ps3-xbox-360/

 

[ruffneck23]

i heard someone chatting about ' the truth' which ( correct me if im wrong , was mentioned in san andreas ?? )

 

[Boycey]

i heard someone chatting about ' the truth' which ( correct me if im wrong , was mentioned in san andreas ?? )

http://gta.wikia.com/The_Truth

 

[ruffneck23]

ah yeah, voiced by peter fonda if i rememeber correctly ;~)

 

[D'wards]

Does anyone know if you can be in more than one crew at a time?

 

[electroplated]

i was amused when I had to switch into being Chop (the dog) for one mission!

 

[19sixtysix]

Loads of illuminati symbolism in the game, just to fuck with the loons...

http://www.heavy.com/games/2013/09/gta-5-illuminati-evidence-videos-rockstar-ps3-xbox-360/

And a very gay rainbow parachute to mess with the homophobes

 

[Kuso]

been getting texts from mates since Tuesday when they got their copies- "man!!! you're in GTA V!!"

got it today, caught on straight away.. Jimmy aka Jizzle http://gta.wikia.com/Jimmy_(GTA_V)

tbf, there's more than a passing resemblance! now where do I claim my royalties..?

Loving the game btw, one complaint- not enough decent hip hop on the radio (or at least stuff I haven't already heard a million times). Any new radio stations as you spread out across the map?

 

[Ranbay]

It'll be as good as Half Life 2, i.e. not very.

 

[sim667]

been getting texts from mates since Tuesday when they got their copies- "man!!! you're in GTA V!!"

got it today, caught on straight away.. Jimmy aka Jizzle http://gta.wikia.com/Jimmy_(GTA_V)

tbf, there's more than a passing resemblance! now where do I claim my royalties..?

Loving the game btw, one complaint- not enough decent hip hop on the radio (or at least stuff I haven't already heard a million times). Any new radio stations as you spread out across the map?

I have the same name as the guy who owns the car dealership too