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After reading the above article I suggested my brother takes himself and the other Rockstar staff to the police station and hand themselves in due to their complicity. He's agreed but has asked for an escape vehicle and bazooka.
 
Wow. Big 10/10 from me.

The sea looks amazing. Best PS3 graphics ever :)

Looked even better as my juggernaut flew off the quay into the water :facepalm:
 
Sat here with my brother having to load the game from memory stick due to hd fail on his xbox. Fucking programmers!
 
L0xNL
 
My first impressions are:

It's enormous. Possibly even Skyrim enormous.
It looks great.
There's stupid amounts of stuff to do. Almost overwhelmingly so.
The way cars handle is different and seems a bit more realistic. Takes a bit to get used to.
The classic hip-hop radio station could've been put together from my record collection.
Wiping your car out is particularly spectacular. I did an end-over-end crash up in the hills that literally made me go 'Woah' out loud.
The animals out in the wilds really aren't going to last long.
There's tear gas for sale in Ammu-Nation.

Very impressed so far. :cool:
 
‘GTA V’ A Sophisticated Gaming Experience, Says Man Who Spent 3 Hours Running Over Homeless People With Fire Truck

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gta-v-a-sophisticated-gaming-experience-says-man-w,33893/

DAYTON, OH—Calling the latest installment of the video game franchise “complex” and “highly nuanced,” local man Kevin Mitchell, who just spent the past 3 hours brutally driving over homeless characters with a stolen fire truck, confirmed Tuesday that Grand Theft Auto V provides a deeply sophisticated gaming experience. “The narrative is dynamic and multilayered, the characterizations are brilliantly assured, and the vast open-world experience creates a style of play that is both revolutionary in design and intellectually stimulating,” Mitchell told reporters, moments before making his in-game character block traffic with a bus to create a 10-car pileup in the middle of the street, toss grenades at unsuspecting pedestrians while standing on top of an ambulance, and jump off a building into the spinning blades of a helicopter. “And nowhere is GTA V more groundbreaking than when it is deftly skewering the vices and follies of contemporary culture with its razor-sharp social commentary.” At press time, Mitchell was remarking on the game’s “stunningly inventive storycraft” while repeatedly kicking a Los Santos resident until blood pooled around their lifeless body
 
Nice ride on the roller coaster, but not scary enough.

Jetski ride down by the fairground is useful for a nice tour round the island. Water especially pretty at sunset.
 
Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gr...cialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:NA:InFocus

NEW YORK—Confirming months of speculation, developers at Rockstar Games revealed today that the missions in the upcoming Grand Theft Auto V video game will largely revolve around the player serving as a tutor and volunteering for various community outreach programs. “We’ve developed a deep and immersive gaming experience wherein players will be able to go on a diverse array of missions, from coaching high school students in math to working closely with a series of nonprofit groups with a focus on aiding disadvantaged neighborhoods,” Rockstar President Sam Houser said of the newest installment in the popular GTA series, noting that the game will take place in the expansive open world of Los Santos, which the main character can safely traverse in a two-door sedan loaded with study materials and potted plants. “As the game develops, players will eventually be able to undertake more challenging missions relating to LSAT prep and inner-city soccer programs, as well as unlock a one-bedroom apartment that offers a quicker commute to the Boys and Girls Club. That is, if they pass the credit check.” Though Houser refused to divulge additional details, sources have hinted that the game ends with a tragic episode in which the player is beaten and subsequently run over by a carjacker.
 
I planned to go on a mission of chaos. I ended up going to a cinema in the game and watching a French film instead. I can even manage to do middle aged gaming inside GTA5!

There are so many amazing little touches in this game. I like the truck driver who attacked me when I threw him out the cab. The wheels of the cab individually rose up as they went over his body. Crunch! Definitely not a game for kids.
 
Utopia said:
The photo of the chaps queuing outside GAME in Westfield up does little to disprove the image of hardcore gamers as social misfits with poor hygiene who will no doubt die alone. ;)
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yeah, or they could be sat at home, no mates no fucking game.
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Got an email from amazon, they are going to deliver mine in mid October. Well that's just swell.
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Now its 25th of September. no sign of the new Roky Erikson album though.
 
Anyone else finding evading the cops more difficult with this one? Anything over two stars and I don't stand a chance.
 
Supine said:
There are so many amazing little touches in this game. I like the truck driver who attacked me when I threw him out the cab.
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Some of the locals seem a bit more aggro in this one, too. Out in the redneck bit people who aren't really involved in your carjacking will get involved. I was getting shot and there wasn't a cop around anywhere so couldn't really work it out - some random bloke on a motorbike had given chase and was shooting the hell out of me.
 
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First impression is that it is the best so far, by far. Finding Lee Scratch perry has his own radio station brought tears of joy to my eyes. I am jealous of the availability of medical marijuana too. The graphics are incredible.
 
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