GoggleBox?

[danny la rouge]

Attenborough voiceover: “Dawn brings a surprise”.
Abbie and Georgia: “Ee, the ostrich is called Dawn”.

 

[Voley]

If Gogglebox is a barometer of the public mood, Suella Braverman is fucked.

 

[Voley]

Attenborough voiceover: “Dawn brings a surprise”.
Abbie and Georgia: “Ee, the ostrich is called Dawn”.

They're geniuses. They absolutely kill me.

 

[ska invita]

did everyone hear that Dave died?
Literally my favourite thing about Gogglebox

Gogglebox legend Dave has died as Malones pay tribute

Fans have rushed to offer their support after the sad news

www.walesonline.co.uk

 

[stavros]

I thought you meant Dave of Dave & Shirley fame at first, which also would've been a tragedy.

 

[danny la rouge]

They're geniuses. They absolutely kill me.

This week’s classic:

[titles of Planet Earth III come up]
“Why did they do it with sticks and not just write ‘3’?”
“Don’t know”.

 

[Voley]

This week’s classic:

[titles of Planet Earth III come up]
“Why did they do it with sticks and not just write ‘3’?”
“Don’t know”.

Just watched that literally 10 minutes ago. Fucking brilliant.

 

[Calamity1971]

This week’s classic:

[titles of Planet Earth III come up]
“Why did they do it with sticks and not just write ‘3’?”
“Don’t know”.

Also ' why is she stopping the assassin bug getting past', 'because it wants to eat her babies'.

 

[stavros]

Has Dave been replaced by Bobby, or was Bobby previously a side act?

 

[stavros]

Giles and Mary almost outdid Abbie and Georgia the week before last:

"They should get that chap from Top Gear to do this, Nutty [break the land speed record]. Not Clarkson, the short fellow."
"Brian May."

 

[Calamity1971]

Giles and Mary almost outdid Abbie and Georgia the week before last:

"They should get that chap from Top Gear to do this, Nutty [break the land speed record]. Not Clarkson, the short fellow."
"Brian May."

I'd forgotten about that one.

 

[danny la rouge]

Has Dave been replaced by Bobby, or was Bobby previously a side act?

Bobby has been on and off.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Giles and Mary almost outdid Abbie and Georgia the week before last:

"They should get that chap from Top Gear to do this, Nutty [break the land speed record]. Not Clarkson, the short fellow."
"Brian May."

Yes, that made me laugh quite a lot!

 

[danny la rouge]

Mary [dreamily, and staring into middle distance]: “I’d love to have a taser”.

 

[stavros]

I've already posted this on the car thread, but what the hell:

 

[stavros]

Abbie: "What does PhD stand for?"
Georgia (affirmatively): "Physical historical dimensions."

 

[ddraig]

Died at work
Only 40, RIP George

Tributes paid to Gogglebox star after fall death

'Charming' star George Gilbey, 40, who also appeared on Celebrity Big Brother, has died in a fall.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[ddraig]

Someone now arrested!
A man has been arrested in connection with the death of Gogglebox star George Gilbey after the 40-year-old died in a fall at work.

George Gilbey: Arrest in connection with death of Gogglebox star

Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[stavros]

A couple of corkers recently, and neither from Abbie and Georgia.

Mary: "Do pumpkins mate with other pumpkins?"

Jenny: "15,000km? If you do it in miles it's less, isn't it?"

 

[stavros]

"Essex? I didn't know they had wildlife there."

Georgia

 

[danny la rouge]

A couple of corkers recently, and neither from Abbie and Georgia.

Mary: "Do pumpkins mate with other pumpkins?"

Jenny: "15,000km? If you do it in miles it's less, isn't it?"

Mary said something similar about cabbages and Brussels sprouts. She seems remarkably ill informed about horticulture given that Giles would appear to spend all his time in his vegetable patch!

 

[Orang Utan]

I caught two minutes of this tonight and am absolutely baffled by its evident popularity.
But I don’t even like watching telly with other people in real life.

 

[stavros]

Mary said something similar about cabbages and Brussels sprouts. She seems remarkably ill informed about horticulture given that Giles would appear to spend all his time in his vegetable patch!

It's almost like they're an ill-suited couple...

 

[stavros]

Abbie: "What's a Labour mayor? Is it like a priest?"

 

[Voley]

Abbie and Georgia's analysis of the aurora borealis this week was a joy.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Mary [dreamily, and staring into middle distance]: “I’d love to have a taser”.

Take your arse over to France. €50.00 and a taser (hand held type) is yours.

 

[danny la rouge]

Take your arse over to France. €50.00 and a taser (hand held type) is yours.

School trips must be hell these days. Teachers dreaming of kids “only” buying flick knives!

 

[Sasaferrato]

School trips must be hell these days. Teachers dreaming of kids “only” buying flick knives!

I have a flick knife, bought in France for €5.00. I use it open envelopes.

 

[Voley]

School trips must be hell these days. Teachers dreaming of kids “only” buying flick knives!

Flick knives. Fireworks that J. Robert Oppenheimer would want banned. A pension bathtub of cheap red wine vomit. An arrest in a Pigalle sex shop.

Ah. Heady, heady days.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Flick knives. Fireworks that J. Robert Oppenheimer would want banned. A pension bathtub of cheap red wine vomit. An arrest in a Pigalle sex shop.

Ah. Heady, heady days.

Rites of passage.