France v Germany, 15th June, 8pm, ITV

[Steel Icarus]

Ridiculous behaviour. Never let them see you're hurt ffs.
ETA especially if you actually are

 

[Lord Camomile]

I mean aye, tbf, he did actually get kicked in the face, no argument there, really.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I mean aye, tbf, he did actually get kicked in the face, no argument there, really.

Aye, but he didn't then get hacked in half by a katana despite what his reaction to it looked like.

 

[JimW]

My toddler's flicked my face harder than that.

 

[JimW]

Ooh, great mask, looks like war paint.

 

[purves grundy]

Wtf was that? Nip twist?

 

[Sue]

Why's that player wearing a Batman and Robin mask?

(I bet it's a health thing or something and I'll look like a bitch but I genuinely don't know.)

 

[Steel Icarus]

Wtf was that? Nip twist?

Gentle cuppage really

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ooh, great mask, looks like war paint.

I would definitely be in favour of football becoming more theatrical in that sense.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Gentle cuppage really

You're like the Black Knight in Holy Grail, but on behalf of international football players

 

[ska invita]

two top teams neutralising one another...a lot of skill going on there even if its not leading to many chances....wouldnt fancy england against either of them....plus germany have the nipple twist in their armoury

 

[JimW]

wouldnt fancy england against either of them

Was just thinking the same.

 

[tommers]

two top teams neutralising one another...a lot of skill going on there even if its not leading to many chances....wouldnt fancy england against either of them....plus germany have the nipple twist in their armoury

We'd do either of these six or seven nil. Rice to get the lot.

 

[Lord Camomile]

two top teams neutralising one another...a lot of skill going on there even if its not leading to many chances....wouldnt fancy england against either of them....plus germany have the nipple twist in their armoury

'tis but a gentle cuppage!

 

[MrCurry]

Why's that player wearing a Batman and Robin mask?

(I bet it's a health thing or something and I'll look like a bitch but I genuinely don't know.)

A bone injury apparently. He’s been wearing it for a month for protection.

Plus he’s moonlighting as Batman on the way home

 

[JimW]

Why's that player wearing a Batman and Robin mask?

(I bet it's a health thing or something and I'll look like a bitch but I genuinely don't know.)

Yes, health thing if they've had a facial injury like a cracked cheekbone

 

[JimW]

You'd expect the nipple explosions in the Hungary game, really.

 

[Diamond]

A bite!

 

[Rebelda]

Looked more like a sneaky nose wipe

 

[JimW]

I've got a German stream so the downcast studio at half time is quite enjoyable. They seem to be subjecting themselves to too many replays of the goal.

 

[Rebelda]

I've got a German stream so the downcast studio at half time is quite enjoyable. They seem to be subjecting themselves to too many replays of the goal.

Twisting their own nipples

 

[ska invita]

I've got a German stream so the downcast studio at half time is quite enjoyable. They seem to be subjecting themselves to too many replays of the goal.

it was a painful one, drilled into the top left, got to hurt

 

[Sue]

A bone injury apparently. He’s been wearing it for a month for protection.

Plus he’s moonlighting as Batman on the way home

Yes, health thing if they've had a facial injury like a cracked cheekbone

Or maybe he's just really cool and badass...?

 

[JimW]

it was a painful one, drilled into the top left, got to hurt

Cracking finish

 

[purves grundy]

A bite!

Yes! Proper night of passion. They’re insatiable!

 

[The39thStep]

Or maybe he's just really cool and badass...?

Both

 

[magneze]

Good game, enjoying it.

 

[JimW]

Thought that was it

 

[blairsh]

I'm cheering for Germeny ffs.

 

[editor]

Cracking game this.