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The five things we’ve learned that 18,000 journalists at The Greatest World Cup Ever ® aren’t talking about:
1. the white-only crowd
Brazil has a population of 200 million people, and half define themselves as black or mixed race. Yet in the stadiums, it's hard to spot a black face. It’s not like South Africa 2010, it’s like South Africa 1980. Not even the kids holding the hands of the players are black. Only the players on the pitch. Even TV adverts (Sedex) are all-white. Yet no-one has noticed?
2. the empty seats
FIFA president Sepp Blatter is the biggest tout of all. The UK magazine that reported this, Private Eye, is a fearless satirical magazine with a serious investigative team.
Sepp’s mates have ‘450,000 tickets to resell to corporate hospitality clients in VIP boxes. These include 32,000 for Brazil games and another 12,000 for the final.’ link. Hence empty seats from the corporate no shows while the true fans are also priced out by …
3. street touts
FIFA and their corporate media sponsors like to publicise the arrests of touts but it’s open sale around the fan fests and the grounds. It’s a sellers’ market: 2nd round games are going for £600-£1,000 a seat in Rio and São Paulo.
4. when Brazil go out
In any game there are winners and losers. Brazilians hate losers. Unless they achieve the ultimate dream, this team are doomed to failure. Suddenly it’s all over. The magic dust evaporates. Frustration, anger. Was it all for this? It cost more than the last three World Cups put together and paid for by the people you say? One year on and the streets are boiling again … BOOM!
5. will there be another World Cup?
FIFA has been exposed like never before. Even though there are a million more column inches about Luisito Suarez, the news that 1,200 immigrant workers have died in the building of the Qatari stadia for FIFA 2022 has also sunk in. FIFA’s sponsors, Sony and Budweiser, have broken ranks and gone public in their criticism. It won’t happen. And will Russians, the Pussy Riot generation, take inspiration in the Brazilian protests in the lead up to 2018?
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1. the white-only crowd
Brazil has a population of 200 million people, and half define themselves as black or mixed race. Yet in the stadiums, it's hard to spot a black face. It’s not like South Africa 2010, it’s like South Africa 1980. Not even the kids holding the hands of the players are black. Only the players on the pitch. Even TV adverts (Sedex) are all-white. Yet no-one has noticed?
2. the empty seats
FIFA president Sepp Blatter is the biggest tout of all. The UK magazine that reported this, Private Eye, is a fearless satirical magazine with a serious investigative team.
Sepp’s mates have ‘450,000 tickets to resell to corporate hospitality clients in VIP boxes. These include 32,000 for Brazil games and another 12,000 for the final.’ link. Hence empty seats from the corporate no shows while the true fans are also priced out by …
3. street touts
FIFA and their corporate media sponsors like to publicise the arrests of touts but it’s open sale around the fan fests and the grounds. It’s a sellers’ market: 2nd round games are going for £600-£1,000 a seat in Rio and São Paulo.
4. when Brazil go out
In any game there are winners and losers. Brazilians hate losers. Unless they achieve the ultimate dream, this team are doomed to failure. Suddenly it’s all over. The magic dust evaporates. Frustration, anger. Was it all for this? It cost more than the last three World Cups put together and paid for by the people you say? One year on and the streets are boiling again … BOOM!
5. will there be another World Cup?
FIFA has been exposed like never before. Even though there are a million more column inches about Luisito Suarez, the news that 1,200 immigrant workers have died in the building of the Qatari stadia for FIFA 2022 has also sunk in. FIFA’s sponsors, Sony and Budweiser, have broken ranks and gone public in their criticism. It won’t happen. And will Russians, the Pussy Riot generation, take inspiration in the Brazilian protests in the lead up to 2018?
gx