First they came for the halloumi, crisps and beer...

[Calamity1971]

Good old liz was way ahead of any of you.


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[Fez909]

Good old liz was way ahead of any of you.


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Wow

 

[Calamity1971]

Wow

The full speech is a belter. Don't get liz started on pork.

 

[Fez909]

The only card she has is the soft cheese card. She's got nothing else to offer and frankly, if Brie were a hard cheese, I don't think she'd get 5 percent of the vote. The only thing she's got going is the soft cheese card, and the beautiful thing is, other soft cheeses don't like her.

 

[cheesethief]

It's like this with cheese... A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial - but a lot of people are switching to these really soft continental cheese, very unattractive... it's weird. You see these great chefs using these really soft cheeses, because they can't handle Cheddar anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.

Cheddar is cheese. Everything else is a pretender to the throne. If a friend of mine professed to prefer Camembert I would disown them and besmirch their name whilst waiting at bus stops.

 

[Fez909]

Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She ate Brie like a frog & will do it again--just watch. He can do much better!

 

[Badgers]

Good old liz was way ahead of any of you.

Is she okay?

 

[SpookyFrank]

Pile of clickbait wank

The source is a dairy food company, so no possible bias there.

 

[Whagwan]

Most of the cheddar on the shelves here is made in Ireland...

 

[sleaterkinney]

Cheddar is cheese. Everything else is a pretender to the throne. If a friend of mine professed to prefer Camembert I would disown them and besmirch their name whilst waiting at bus stops.

You can dream of cheddar, after brexit the US will flood the UK with cheese - from a can.

 

[Badgers]

You can dream of cheddar, after brexit the US will flood the UK with cheese - from a can.

Chlorinate aerosol cheese

 

[a_chap]

Why mourn Brie when it's alive and kicking and happy to make it's way along the A30 to a shopping basket near you?

Cornish Brie - Cheese.com

 

[SpookyFrank]

Top tip: the sole of a slipper, painted yellow, makes an ideal substitute for any Dutch cheese you care to name.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Just one molecule away from plastic, apparently. Yum.

Hopefully it doesn't emerge from the other end in string form.

Cheddar is cheese. Everything else is a pretender to the throne. If a friend of mine professed to prefer Camembert I would disown them and besmirch their name whilst waiting at bus stops.

Wise advice.

Extra mature cheddar is food of the gods.

 

[a_chap]

Top tip: the sole of a slipper, painted yellow, makes an ideal substitute for any Dutch cheese you care to name.

Including the Duchies of Cornwall too?

 

[Geri]

Seriously, if I had enough space I would start hoarding.

Also useful for the coming war.

 

[not-bono-ever]

prepper *cheese*

 

[danny la rouge]

prepper *cheese*
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I'd rather die in the first blast.

 

[Mrs D]

Extra mature cheddar is food of the gods.

I bought some from Sainsbury’s the other day and I thought “this is a nice extra mature, but a bit salty”. I then checked the label and discovered it contained 10% salt

 

[Sue]

No mention of crumpets in the title.

Thread FAIL.

 

[Opera Buffa]

prepper *cheese*
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I'd fucking microwave that shit and stick my face in it.

 

[tim]

Lurpak scaremongering. We're taking back control of our cheddar

My cheddar of preference is mature and Canadian. Won't that be cheaper in Great Brexitan?

 

[WouldBe]

Was concerned I may have to become vegan, but all the milk, cheese and butter I buy is local anyway. Will miss leerdammer but mostly brie. Will do wonders for my waistline!

You can get Somerset Brie as well.

 

[Pickman's model]

You can get Somerset Brie as well.

and very nice it is too, had some just the other night

 

[Pickman's model]

My cheddar of preference is mature and Canadian. Won't that be cheaper in Great Brexitan?

no

 

[a_chap]

You can get Somerset Brie as well.

You can get all sorts of cheese from Devon and Cornwall.

That's why we sing....

 

[tim]

no

Oh!

 

[Treacle Toes]

Hopefully it doesn't emerge from the other end in string form.