Favourite biscuit material

[Madusa]

Wafer?
Milky? -ie, Rich Tea/Marias
Oaty?
Shortbread?
Bourbon?
Chocolate?
Some weird other shit like Oreos?
etc

 

[Madusa]

No one wants to talk about biscuits?

I'm so over it.

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

I'll bite.


Aren't hob nobs the only acceptable biscuits on urban?

But I do like Rich Tea, especially for dunking.
Oreos aren't a patch on Bourbons, Oreos are an inferior product.
I like those pink wafers.

 

[Madusa]

i like oaty

 

[gentlegreen]

Biscuits are deadly.

I mostly stick with savoury these days.

 

[Madusa]

ive been munching on apple all bran bars and... rice cakes. on a diet.

 

[PacificOcean]

Oreo's - I know that are not real busicuts or indeed real food, but nom nom nom!

And those new triple caramel, double chocolate things should be class A!

 

[Bakunin]

These, methinks, with hot, strong, sweet builder's tea.

All the better to dunk them with:

 

[Madusa]

yes, but what material are they?

They're the most blandest biscuits...they havent even got a material.

 

[fogbat]

By oaty, do you mean oatcakes? They are fine, fine things, though I'm not sure they should be counted as biscuits.

 

[butcher]

lemon puffs

 

[Madusa]

By oaty, do you mean oatcakes? They are fine, fine things, though I'm not sure they should be counted as biscuits.

I dont know what oatcakes are.

I just meant biscuits that are oaty based and have a slight moistness to them. mmm, crumbly and moist

 

[Dillinger4]

Oatcakes are dog muck.

 

[Madusa]

your mum's dog muck

 

[PacificOcean]

your mum's dog muck

Has someone been at the Blue Nun?

 

[Madusa]

I dont drink on the sabbath

 

[fogbat]

Oatcakes are dog muck.

Go to hell

 

[Madusa]

they do look a bit shit, tbf foggers

 

[PacificOcean]

I dont drink on the sabbath

It's almost Monday - I don't think God cares over a few hours.

 

[fogbat]

They're lovely. Like a kind of tasty moistened sawdust lump. The best biscuits to eat with cheese.

 

[Dillinger4]

they do look a bit shit, tbf foggers

That is exactly what they taste like as well.

 

[fogbat]

First up against the wall...

 

[Madusa]

They're lovely. Like a kind of tasty moistened sawdust lump. The best biscuits to eat with cheese.

cheese? Are they savoury then?

 

[Dillinger4]

First up against the wall...

I wouldn't want to life in any kind of oatcake republic anyway. I would be happy to die.

 

[Callie]

your mum's dog muck

You wish

 

[Madusa]

Err, yeah.

 

[Callie]

*shrugs* made sense at the time, ok?!

I like biscuits that are made of biscuity material.

 

[Madusa]

Like 'Nice' biscuits? BORING! Come on, Callie.

 

[fogbat]

cheese? Are they savoury then?

Yep. Delicious savouryness

 

[fogbat]

I wouldn't want to life in any kind of oatcake republic anyway. I would be happy to die.

Death it is, then.

Death by Oatcake!