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Winners of the hotly-contested worst police force in the UK award 39 years on the bounce.
I might be wrong and they may indeed be met but the brogue was incongruous to the location. Also they are all wearing generic police baseball caps rather than the met or city fedoras.


Maybe they should wear the bb cap with the peak to the side to get the flavor flav vibe going and get down with the kids
 
London Bridge has about 35 coppers along its length this morning- there’s a red badger ordering them about but the shock troops are not badged as met - South Yorkshire by the accents. Also this seasons on trend fashion item is the good old NI troubles glove. Not seen these for a long time

If you're referring to sap gloves, they count as unauthorised weapons for UK police. Oddly enough though, they've turned out to be mere 'padded gloves' every time plods have been spotted wearing them in recent years. I've had one of these padded gloves in my kidneys more than once and I can confirm that the padding is extremely ineffective :(
 
If you're referring to sap gloves, they count as unauthorised weapons for UK police. Oddly enough though, they've turned out to be mere 'padded gloves' every time plods have been spotted wearing them in recent years. I've had one of these padded gloves in my kidneys more than once and I can confirm that the padding is extremely ineffective :(
the trick is to avoid being punched in the kidneys
 
London Bridge has about 35 coppers along its length this morning- there’s a red badger ordering them about but the shock troops are not badged as met - South Yorkshire by the accents. Also this seasons on trend fashion item is the good old NI troubles glove. Not seen these for a long time

Waterloo had Staffordshire police yesterday. Lots of festive overtime for sitting in vans in the rain.
 
the trick is to avoid being punched in the kidneys

Easier said than done when you've got another copper holding both your arms.

The old kidney jab, like the 'quick grope of a female protestor's arse', has the public relations advantage of being invisible to cameras in a close-quarters public order situation.
 
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