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DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
It's okay, the vicar's been slapped with a custodial, the secretary of the Horticultural Society has been ankle-tagged, the WI committee have all forfeited their passports, and residents in the closest dozen cottages have been taken behind the milking sheds and shotThank god! It's a miracle someone wasn't killed to pieces
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Hard but fairIt's okay, the vicar's been slapped with a custodial, the secretary of the Horticultural Society has been ankle-tagged, the WI committee have all forfeited their passports, and residents in the closest dozen cottages have been taken behind the milking sheds and shot
Elpenor
Dancing as fast as I can
The WesternIt's okay, the vicar's been slapped with a custodial, the secretary of the Horticultural Society has been ankle-tagged, the WI committee have all forfeited their passports, and residents in the closest dozen cottages have been taken behind the milking sheds and shot
izz
Increased Leisure Citizen
Surprised nobody's posted this yet. big news in the southwest yunno...
Woman seen walking banana on lead through town centre
Woman seen walking banana on lead through town centre
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
It's a good job hardly anyone has a clue about plants these days.
My front garden is full of the highly toxic, the deliriant and even the hallucinogenic - though round here the main risk is having plants stolen ...
I'm about to plant out some plants by the front gate that look and smell like weed - hopefully the flowers will do the trick.
Meanwhile I found an (apparently unused) hypodermic needle and a few weed bags and a grinder when clearing the space for it ...
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DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
izz
Increased Leisure Citizen
We have to make our own entertainment yunno.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
Thanks (NOT) for the earworm
Bus Honeygun
This week the score draws are plentiful
Torbay's Deputy Mayor makes a total hash of some royal procreation (sic).
I almost feel sorry for her. But then I don't really.
I almost feel sorry for her. But then I don't really.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Tiny 'sinkhole' emerges near town car park
East Devon District Council have reportedly been informed
www.devonlive.com
Devonlive crushing it yet again.
rubbershoes
not the only raver in the village
Idaho
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bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
Can we have this….wales, west….
Dog pooed in woman's face as she slept leaving her in hospital for days
Amanda Gommo was sleeping with her mouth open when she woke as something squirted into it
www.walesonline.co.uk
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
LIB DEMS - URINING HERECan we have this….wales, west….
Dog pooed in woman's face as she slept leaving her in hospital for days
Amanda Gommo was sleeping with her mouth open when she woke as something squirted into itwww.walesonline.co.uk
Idaho
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It is 'impossible' to buy a metal tablespoon anywhere in Bath
"Were they secretly forged by our grandmothers in ancient smithies now long forgotten?"
rubbershoes
not the only raver in the village
More important Portland cruise ship news
It's one of those shitty news sites that want you to answer questions before you see the article. I doubt the article says more than the headline.
Though it may clarify how she "christened" the boat
It's one of those shitty news sites that want you to answer questions before you see the article. I doubt the article says more than the headline.
Though it may clarify how she "christened" the boat
rubbershoes
not the only raver in the village
Elpenor
Dancing as fast as I can
Not 1, not 2, but 3 (three) illuminated signs will be installed
Idaho
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Such hubris will surely attract the ire of the good lord.Not 1, not 2, but 3 (three) illuminated signs will be installed
Elpenor
Dancing as fast as I can
They’re taunting him with their Icarian ways
rubbershoes
not the only raver in the village
hermitical
Well-Known Member
Meanwhile, just down the M5:
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