England V Tunisia 19.00 Hrs Monday 18 th June (Volgograd Arena)

[editor]

Rubbish free kick.

 

[not-bono-ever]

INGELRND ae going to win this surely ? they are shit but FFS, tunisia are v.poor

 

[Mumbles274]

Commentator suggesting the 'warm weather' is a factor in the disappointing efforts thus far.

Getting the excuses warmed up

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ooh, that were almost very good.

 

[sealion]

Southgate needs to change tactics, been poor since Tunisa changed shape.

 

[TruXta]

Is Maguire England's most skillful player?

He's been excellent.

 

[Lord Camomile]

There are a lot of Tunisians in their penalty box.

 

[editor]

INGELRND ae going to win this surely ? they are shit but FFS, tunisia are v.poor

I suspect they'll get a flukey winner.

 

[editor]

Getting the excuses warmed up

Either the heat or the midges.

 

[Idaho]

Haven't watched England for a few years. Young is rubbish.

 

[Mumbles274]

Why does every england team insist on charging straight at that goal as soon as they get possession?

 

[smmudge]

Sometimes the Croatian commentators will even start saying it before we've missed, like when we take a free kick...

And (as we kick) NIIIIISSSHHHH.....(as we miss) KAAAA......

 

[TruXta]

Haven't watched England for a few years. Young is rubbish.

True, but who's any better down that left hand flank?

 

[The Octagon]

Alli hasn't had a touch yet, it's not just Sterling.

You'd be forgiven for not realising Dele is playing tbf awful

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh fuck off Martin, you were waxing lyrical about "the system" earlier, now it's "manufactured" and "are the players comfortable".

 

[editor]

Turning into a classic England performance. Dull, dull, dull.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Cameraman finding a succession of attractive Tunisian lasses.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Not the best position for a free kick, really.

 

[TruXta]

Oh fuck off Martin, you were waxing lyrical about "the system" earlier, now it's "manufactured" and "are the players comfortable".

We're still in Italy, can't say I'm looking forward to UK commentary

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ugh, the shot from there was just too difficult, be a bit more imaginative.

 

[imposs1904]

Ashley Young taking the free kick sums it up really.

 

[sealion]

Same old England so far, can't break down or get wide and behind a rigid defence. No other ideas and Southgate scratching his chin.

 

[editor]

Cameraman finding a succession of attractive Tunisian lasses.

Waahey! Phwoaaar! Etc etc.

Sigh.

 

[TruXta]

England haven't been exploiting the flanks at all this second half. Gotta get around a team sitting this deep.

 

[Lord Camomile]

If you're up against a rigid defense, keep on the move, get in behind them, pull them out of position. England are just too easy to defend against right now.

 

[sealion]

Ashley Young taking the free kick sums it up really.

Was thinking the same, he's no Beckham.

 

[imposs1904]

Waahey! Phwoaaar! Etc etc.

Sigh.

Getting their practice in for Colombia tomorrow.

 

[Idaho]

Tunisia are pretty crap. They keep missing passes.

 

[not-bono-ever]

belgium are not going to let INGERLAND pootle about as they are doing tonight

 

[editor]

The Tunisian manager is the least likely looking national team manager I've seen thus far. I like him.