England V Tunisia 19.00 Hrs Monday 18 th June (Volgograd Arena)

[frogwoman]

i think 0-2 to tunisia

 

[frogwoman]

Good to get the excuses in early - flies, couldn't see the ball...

World Cup 2018: Flies plague England's build-up in Volgograd

yep england are definitely going to lose. id be overjoyed if it's not the case

 

[Lord Camomile]

As it stands, Belgium and Panama are already both a point ahead of us. We're always slow to start

 

[editor]

Getting in excuses early I see!

World Cup 2018: England are in a difficult group, says Gareth Southgate

Good grief. They've been gifted two of the tiniest nations in the footballing world and he's already making excuses.

 

[JimW]

Being polite and circumspect more like. Anyway, 7-2 England this.

 

[Badgers]

Blimey, only a couple of hours then. Better start drinking and enjoying some desperate optimism

 

[sealion]

Getting in excuses early I see!

World Cup 2018: England are in a difficult group, says Gareth Southgate

Did you expect him to say, it's a poor group and we will piss it ?

 

[tommers]

Being polite and circumspect more like. Anyway, 7-2 England this.

Where are those two coming from? 10 nil or I'm going to go out and smash up some Tunisian cars.

 

[Teaboy]

Did you expect him to say, it's a poor group and we will piss it ?

Yup its either typical arrogant England or making excuses early.

 

[clicker]

At Spain's last game, stats revealed they made over 500 passes.

If England are to match anywhere near this figure, they'll have to stick Rooney on Mastermind.

This turned up as a 4 yr memory on FB today

 

[JimW]

Where are those two coming from? 10 nil or I'm going to go out and smash up some Tunisian cars.

Early nerves as the lads settle in and Tunisia no slouches, destroying a good team will only add to the shine

 

[JimW]

At Spain's last game, stats revealed they made over 500 passes.

If England are to match anywhere near this figure, they'll have to stick Rooney on Mastermind.

This turned up as a 4 yr memory on FB today

I saw that orphanage joke in Chinese on the comments to the local report on the Germany match. Old ones are the best ones.

 

[butchersapron]

I think watching jimmy Anderson and broad highlights will help. I've done my bit.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Apparently there's only 3-4 hours of darkness each night where England have made their base.

They've got blackout curtains, but can't be ideal...

A few pints and a spliff will get then sleeping like babies

 

[Voley]

2-1 England. We'll go 2 up, possibly in the first half, get complacent, concede an own goal, possibly then have a nerve-shredding last twenty minutes that will properly remind us just how shit we are.

Football's coming home.

 

[craigxcraig]

Hoping for a 3-0 England

 

[Yossarian]

Early nerves as the lads settle in and Tunisia no slouches, destroying a good team will only add to the shine

If it's remotely competitive I'll be waiting for the announcer to say it must surely be the fiercest battle Volgograd has ever seen.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

 

[binka]

Would prefer rose over young

 

[tommers]

That's um.. attacking

12 nil then. Lingard scoring eight.

 

[sealion]

Is it on youtube?

 

[Dandred]

I've got Engrlund winning 2-0 this one but drawing 1-1 vs Panama.

 

[binka]

put your money where your mouth is, chuck

£20 on England -1.5 @ 2.35

 

[tommers]

Is it on youtube?

Iplayer.

 

[JimW]

What the fuck was that bit of fate tempting from the BBC?

 

[Dandred]

England kit looks terrible.

 

[Dandred]

What the fuck was that bit of fate tempting from the BBC?

The confidence has been growing day by day, they never learn.

 

[sealion]

Iplayer.

Need a license for that. Will go to my local instead.

 

[sealion]

England kit looks terrible.

Never mind.