eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Jeff Robinson]

shame we didn't get a front view of lucy beale getting her baps out to fat boy

 

[DotCommunist]

shame we didn't get a front view of lucy beale getting her baps out to fat boy

nonce

 

[strung out]

17's fine

 

[holteman]

17's fine

17... thank god.. i am not going to hell for perving subconsciously then

 

[El Sueno]

last nights was weird but at least I got to oggle zsa zsa.

She was in that fucking abysmal 'Lesbian Vampire' film with that Gavin and 'Stacey'.

Nice though.

 

[zenie]

Not so keen on girls that pull Jim Carey faces like she does tbh.

 

[FoxyRed]

Zsa Zsa is leaving EE apparently.... I think she is really good. Dont know why they axed her

 

[holteman]

Eastenders is wrong.. has me perving over which is the hottest 17yr old...

And why are the story lines so utter shit right now.....

If lucas does not go on a fucking killing rampage whilst talking in tongue in the next fortnight i am going to stop watching again!

 

[DotCommunist]

Lucas is the best murderer on eastenders for ages. A proper nutjob.

 

[keithy]

Did we ever find out who killed that bloke at christmas? Did somebody go to jail for it or owt?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I wonder if Richard Dawkins has a hand in the scripts these days - the religionists are the most evil and mental fucks of the show.

 

[Ax^]

Lucas is the best murderer on eastenders for ages. A proper nutjob.

if he'd killed ben i'd of agree'd...

all that build up and then he lets the little bleeder go

 

[zenie]

Lucas is the best murderer on eastenders for ages. A proper nutjob.

Innit, 'there by the grace of God'! I thought he was gonna merk Ben.

You know what he does next though right? And I can't work out why he does it or what his motive is tbh. Although he did go pretty radio rental when Chelsea was saying they talked about his lack of prowess.

Did we ever find out who killed that bloke at christmas? Did somebody go to jail for it or owt?

yeh we did, (Stacey) and no they didn't.

 

[keithy]

Bloody hell. How do I get there on t'tube? they need somebody to sort this mess out.

e2a: there's some yobbos in it now though int there? Do you reckon I should take ma skeng? Or would a leng be more appropriate?

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

a gruesome discovery after last nights shite episode....

 

[IC3D]

Bloody hell. How do I get there on t'tube? they need somebody to sort this mess out.

e2a: there's some yobbos in it now though int there? Do you reckon I should take ma skeng? Or would a leng be more appropriate?

A leng's as good as a skeng to a merk'd yout dem.

Yes Lucas is owning the whole nutjob murderer thing.

 

[Geri]

a gruesome discovery after last nights shite episode....

I was disappointed - a phone with blood on it is not *that* gruesome.

 

[D'wards]

I reckon its all a double prank by Leon

 

[holteman]

Explains why the camera focused on him stumbling with a cut hand last night.... that's where the blood on the phone is from.

God its dull... i think i'm going to stop watching till the 3 girls hit 20 and start experimenting with each other...

 

[Pigeon]

Why did they bother with an hour long episode? There was only about 15 mins worth of material!

And why did they all go away to a party, for most of them to then stay in a deserted cottage with no electricity rather than actually, like, to the party?

 

[zenie]

And why did they all go away to a party, for most of them to then stay in a deserted cottage with no electricity rather than actually, like, to the party?

'cos Leon wanted 3 girls to himself

 

[Pigeon]

'cos Leon wanted 3 girls to himself

And the girls...?

 

[zenie]

And the girls...?

Well definitely 2 would have been up for it, I thought we might have Eastenders first 3sum but alas no.

Do feel a bit sorry for Lucy Beale.

 

[_angel_]

What on earth is happening in Eastenders?? I have missed no episodes yet still don't have a clue esp: what Lucy is meant to have done to that lad, and who that girl is that has turned up and why we are meant to care about her also: why 'fatboy' has not been murdered for being so annoying!!

 

[holteman]

What on earth is happening in Eastenders?? I have missed no episodes yet still don't have a clue esp: what Lucy is meant to have done to that lad, and who that girl is that has turned up and why we are meant to care about her also: why 'fatboy' has not been murdered for being so annoying!!

Its become an even shitter version on hollyoaks

 

[Melinda]

Texts were flying last night about some proper rotten fake Nigerian on Eastenders?!

What happened?

 

[Hellsbells]

What on earth is happening in Eastenders?? I have missed no episodes yet still don't have a clue esp: what Lucy is meant to have done to that lad, and who that girl is that has turned up and why we are meant to care about her also: why 'fatboy' has not been murdered for being so annoying!!

Lucy aborted his baby, didn't she? But lied to everyone that she'd had a miscariage. However this was largely down to Ian not wanting Jane to know, b'cos Jane was meant to bringing up the kid as her own.
The stupid new girl seems to be some soulmate of 'fatboy's'. Was totally bemused by the supposedly dramatic scene last night when we were meant to be shocked/distraught etc by the revelation that she's leaving the country and fatboy won't see her again.

Eastenders has become SO BAD. What the hell's going on with it

Oh, and don't even get me started on the riddiculous storyline with Pat and Peggy. It makes me cringe just thinking about it!

 

[zoooo]

Was totally bemused by the supposedly dramatic scene last night when we were meant to be shocked/distraught etc by the revelation that she's leaving the country and fatboy won't see her again.

Exactly! That was TERRIBLE writing.
Who the hell is in charge of it lately?
The last 2 or 3 weeks have been unbelievably badly written. I'd be interested to see if there's been a massive dip in viewing figures.

 

[_angel_]

Lucy aborted his baby, didn't she? But lied to everyone that she'd had a miscariage. However this was largely down to Ian not wanting Jane to know, b'cos Jane was meant to bringing up the kid as her own.

I know all that bit-- I was specifically talking about the abyssmal teens episode in the woods -- when he was meant to have been out all night and we were supposed to assume Peter had run him over --- what happened there??

The stupid new girl seems to be some soulmate of 'fatboy's'. Was totally bemused by the supposedly dramatic scene last night when we were meant to be shocked/distraught etc by the revelation that she's leaving the country and fatboy won't see her again.

I know, she's only appeared in about two episodes and we are meant to care!

Eastenders has become SO BAD. What the hell's going on with it

They seem to go shit in the summer - it's like they let a load of sixth formers write it or summat.

Oh, and don't even get me started on the riddiculous storyline with Pat and Peggy. It makes me cringe just thinking about it!

They already did this story line (the two timing thing) once, why on earth do it twice ???

Have they had to do some emergency re-write really quickly because it looks totally sloppy and rushed.

 

[DotCommunist]

I like fatboy. He cracks me up.

However I think 'enders is trying to hook in a younger demographic. Comfortable in the knowledge that it has it's 'tribal watchers' who are hooked already it is going for the generations younger like some crack dealer peddling its' soap wares outside the school gates