Drag V: The Revenge

[pootle]

Thanks Comrades!

Am prob going to be working late as I haven't put goodie bags together yet and they absolutely have to be done today

Should stop fannying about the internet really and getting excited about the Best Party Evar and then I might be able to come out.

will have fag first, and then get cracking!

 

[5t3IIa]

You know where we'll be

 

[Pip]

Ohhh, now I understand. I thought I was just being shunned

 

[sojourner]

it's stella's divide and rule thread

 

[marty21]

approaching the end of Friday eve, this thread seems to have established himself , or am i being premature like ?

 

[5t3IIa]

approaching the end of Friday eve, this thread seems to have established himself

I've redacted your post for you. You don't mind, do you?

 

[5t3IIa]

it's stella's divide and rule thread

If he'd just cock off and have fun and forget about this

 

[sojourner]

If he'd just cock off and have fun and forget about this

hmm...something coming into my head...tango...takes two...

 

[marty21]

I've redacted your post for you. You don't mind, do you?

i'd probably mind if I knew what you meant

 

[5t3IIa]

i'd probably mind if I knew what you meant

Edited...

 

[sojourner]

I like a nice dry ground to sit on while getting my mash on and my face off. I havent been to a rainless festival since about 2002. It follows me and ITS NOT ON

Well don't we all darling, but you can't control the weather. Better to be moist and happy than wet and sulking. Just take more drugs, and find big communal tents to sit in!

 

[Yetman]

Well don't we all darling, but you can't control the weather. Better to be moist and happy than wet and sulking. Just take more drugs, and find big communal tents to sit in!

Gazebo is in hand, as is big umberella and wellies

 

[5t3IIa]

Come and have your massive poo here soj. I need the business.

 

[fogbat]

1.


Er, perhaps not

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I have just come back from the ladies and someone in the gents next door was letting off the hugest and longest fart

It went on and on like a siren - they should use it when aliens land or summat!

 

[5t3IIa]

Why on why oh why are they so funny? What evolutionary need does this serve?

 

[fogbat]

I have just come back from the ladies and someone in the gents next door was letting off the hugest and longest fart

It went on and on like a siren - they should use it when aliens land or summat!

Reminds me of the Security Manager in an old job I had.

He was morbidly obese and on some medication that stopped his body absorbing any fat.

Violent farts, both in volume and pungency. He'd regularly leave the toilets unusable for over an hour.

He once spent his lunch hour having a farting competition with another senior manager.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Reminds me of the Security Manager in an old job I had.

He was morbidly obese and on some medication that stopped his body absorbing any fat.

Violent farts, both in volume and pungency. He'd regularly leave the toilets unusable for over an hour.

He once spent his lunch hour having a farting competition with another senior manager.

That is both and

 

[fogbat]

That is both and

It was the worst job I've ever had, by far.

Combine that with loathsome, incompetent management; the most tedious day's work in the world; Heart FM played all day every day.

It's no surprise it left me feeling suicidal

 

[QueenOfGoths]

It was the worst job I've ever had, by far.

Combine that with loathsome, incompetent management; the most tedious day's work in the world; Heart FM played all day every day.

It's no surprise it left me feeling suicidal

(((fogbat)))

Right - off home for me, laters y'all

 

[sojourner]

Gazebo is in hand, as is big umberella and wellies

I went to a bbq last weekend, and was suggesting that the chick whose house it was gets a gazebo in case it rained.

But the fucking word fell out my head, and all I could think of was 'a tent on stilts'

Brolly? At a festy? Are you quite mad? You'll have people's eyes out, swaying round, off your tits

 

[5t3IIa]

*waves*

 

[sojourner]

Come and have your massive poo here soj. I need the business.

S'gone back up now stells, sorry mate

 

[5t3IIa]

S'gone back up now stells, sorry mate

Pop in later for it

 

[sojourner]

Pop in later for it

I'll be at home, in the comfort (and isolation) of my own toilette in 25 minutes, spliff in hand, giving it what for

 

[5t3IIa]

I'll be at home, in the comfort (and isolation) of my own toilette in 25 minutes, spliff in hand, giving it what for

Can you post from your fone?

 

[marty21]

S'gone back up now stells, sorry mate

you can poo, spliff it, and drive home, all at the same time!!!

 

[sojourner]

you can poo, spliff it, and drive home, all at the same time!!!

Heh

Nah - I can multitask like a mad woman, but I cain't shit and drive at the same time

 

[sojourner]

Can you post from your fone?

I'll be too busy shitting and spliffing

Stop it, I'm laughing my fucking head off on reception here

 

[5t3IIa]

Heh

Nah - I can multitask like a mad woman, but I cain't shit and drive at the same time

Come on now: have you ever really tried?