Celebrity MasterChef 2021

[Part 2]

Anyone?

Bez is on it. Seems to be better at cooking than I expected.

Also some fella out of Blue, a woman off EastEnders, Sue Pollard and a fella with their weirdest eyebrows, fuck knows who he is.... something about viral comedy videos.

 

[May Kasahara]

Duncan James's face is unsettling me.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Duncan James's face is unsettling me.

Looks like he's had work done. He looks like a chunkier Rylan.
Su Pollard has always irritated me and it was no different this time. Bez's food looked shit but tasty. Eastenders woman seemed to xook decent stuff. Miladdo that went couldn't cook meat.

 

[May Kasahara]

Su Pollard is unwatchable, just too stressful. And annoying.

 

[purves grundy]

Su ‘Comedian’ Pollard

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Pollard gets a crib sheet. Why?

 

[Petcha]

Duncan James's face is unsettling me.

I forced myself to watch the Hobbit the other night. It was actually ok. But the prosthetics. No. And no, Duncan you're not a dwarf from middle earth so take that nose off.

Bez should win. I love him

 

[danski]

I wonder if that’s how Bez is still alive? Always cooked a good meal on a come down

 

[D'wards]

A keen beekeeper now, Bez

 

[Petcha]

he also cooked up a stormer in rio for ronnie biggs and piers morgan. yes, really.

 

[purves grundy]

So Bez made the semis, despite floppy burnt chips.

Can’t take any more squawking “ooh I’ve wet me drawers!!” humour from Su fucking Pollard though. Insufferable.

 

[purves grundy]

Absolutely hopeless bunch this week

 

[Petcha]

Haha, I was thinking the same. Katie Price. Umm.... do they actually test their basic skills first?

 

[JuanTwoThree]

All four did good today. Should have kept them all.

 

[1927]

Its hurting my eyes just to look at KP, what has she done to herself?

 

[Petcha]

I don't know, but she seems like a lovely woman. Just damaged I guess.

 

[oryx]

All four did good today. Should have kept them all.

Yes, they're all better than some of the people in the earlier rounds.

Its hurting my eyes just to look at KP, what has she done to herself?

Fake...well, everything basically!

She seems nice though and is a pretty decent cook.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Not been watching CMC, but Bez was unexpectedly brought up in the most recent Jim Cornette podcast (one only for the wrestling fans) which amused me somewhat

 

[Part 2]

Joe swash is fucking annoying...moreso than Sue Pollard.

KP is equalling Duncan James for freakishness, but I'd have her down as potential winner.

 

[Petcha]

Joe swash is fucking annoying...moreso than Sue Pollard.

KP is equalling Duncan James for freakishness, but I'd have her down as potential winner.

He's nowhere as annoying as Pollard but yes, it is quite grating

 

[JuanTwoThree]

He is annoying but it's him. Surely Sue 'Annoying' Pollard does it as an act, or she's been that persona for so long that she doesn't know how or when to stop.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

I like Katie Price. She's a very honest, down to earth woman. And she's very clever the way she's manipulated the media over the years.

 

[Part 2]

Had Katie down for winning the whole thing after how she's done but she had a mare there.

 

[pbsmooth]

Can not stand this Joe Swash. And what does he do to his hair?!

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Everybody blates got told how to make brandy snaps

 

[Petcha]

Everybody blates got told how to make brandy snaps

Yes that was a bit weird. Their prep technique bore no resemblance to what came out of the oven ten minutes later. And if you've never even heard of a brandy snap how would you even get close?

I really like the guy from Love Island. But he's a really really shit cook

 

[purves grundy]

This relay is absolute bonkers! Never watched the Celebrity version before - do they normally do this? Talk about the blind leading the blind.

 

[hash tag]

They have done similar things before. It's good viewing, stuff you can shout at

 

[purves grundy]

Christ, those pie nerds

 

[Supine]

Christ, those pie nerds

Christ, I fancy cooking a decent pie now