Celebrity Big Brother 2007

[bellator]

I know, that clip is total quality.

What a knob!! To think he is in the same class as Elton, The Beatles and The Rolling Stones!!

 

[8ball]

thats the only bit of this nonsense i saw so far

is this as good as it gets?

 

[Tank Girl]

WHO???

Jason fucking Cundy and his wife Lizzie

who?!

*goes to google*

 

[Tank Girl]

oh, a footballer.

that's not going to be enough to get people watching again is it, really?

 

[Sweaty Betty]

who?!

*goes to google*

EXACTLY, they were in the line up as a possible couple to enter the house...

 

[8ball]

i'll just get a webcam set up in my spare room - should get some decent ratings . . .

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Never heard of them in my l;ife

 

[Tank Girl]

i'll just get a webcam set up in my spare room - should get some decent ratings . . .

do it!

 

[8ball]

Anyone got one of those 8 to 6 pin cable thingies?

 

[Random One]

Anyone got one of those 8 to 6 pin cable thingies?

heh u provide the equipment we are just the audience dammit!

 

[Tank Girl]

exactly! we don't want to work for our entertainment

 

[8ball]

Hey, if I had the benefit of advertising revenue it would all be taken care of, you'll just have to wait while I rummage around in this box . . .

 

[Griff]

Fuckin' 'ell it's 1.15, Channel 4 is on and all I can see is people either attempting to sleep or sleeping. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

POKE THE CELEBRITIES WITH A STICK FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MAKE THEM DO THINGS.

WHAT SORT OF FUCKING TELLY IS THIS FOR 1.20am FOR FUCKS SAKE?

 

[bellator]

So how about 12 urbans get in a squat together and tell endemol about it?? Better tv than this

 

[Random One]

Fuckin' 'ell it's 1.15, Channel 4 is on and all I can see is people either attempting to sleep or sleeping. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

POKE THE CELEBRITIES WITH A STICK FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MAKE THEM DO THINGS.

WHAT SORT OF FUCKING TELLY IS THIS FOR 1.20am FOR FUCKS SAKE?

hold tight 8ball will be going live soon!

but i know what u mean...earlier on in the week all of them were up late chatting bollox whispering and causing chaos, they've all become boring now...why do they need sleep anyway what the fuck do they do all day?!

 

[8ball]

Oh bugger, now the end's broken off.

Sorry guys, it's not going to work tonight, not least til I is soberer - unless we has an electrical engineer in the house . . .

 

[8ball]

and wot is that rustling noise?

 

[bellator]

and wot is that rustling noise?

Mouses me thinks

 

[Griff]

They're sitting there at this moment (1.29) SLEEPING


WTF? Wake them up, make them learn puppetry, teach guide dogs, do a Rubiks's Cube int he fastest time.

DO NOT BROADCAST BORING PEOPLE SLEEPING ENDEMOL/CHANNEL4 YOU CUNTS.

 

[bellator]

They're sitting there at this moment (1.29) SLEEPING


WTF? Wake them up, make them learn puppetry, teach guide dogs, do a Rubiks's Cube int he fastest time.

DO NOT BROADCAST BORING PEOPLE SLEEPING ENDEMOL/CHANNEL4 YOU CUNTS.

They're CELEBRITIES?


*quote Leo Sayer*

 

[Sweaty Betty]

I have often wondered if saddam or the western haterz!!!! ever contemplated a plot on CBB or BB.....

It is after all the very epitomy of their hatred of us!!


Shit that was a bit deep

 

[Tank Girl]

bedtime haylz

 

[Griff]

I
Shit that was a bit deep

Nah, not in the slightest.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

thats the only bit of this nonsense i saw so far

is this as good as it gets?

Yup.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

night nightzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[sheothebudworths]

Nope, there was a definite flip-flop afoot and real trading possibilities. Certainly a lucky break tho, I agree.

I wouldn't have lost, but had no money on Leo going (being a shit gambler ).

I even managed to lay Donny last night at 50, having backed him at 100.... .....do you know anything about that rumour O&L (that Donny's going back)?

Whatever, I'm another £4 up on that, without the stress...heh heh!


I have to say, I think Shilpa's been very unfairly targetted.

Despite me reckoning she'd be a complete spoilt snob (and ok...she is a bit of a snob, although tbf, all that stuff about people in India standing when she enters a room and calling her madam and stuff, is absolutely true!), she's done fuck all wrong afaic....Danielle had got completely the wrong end of the stick last night and deary me, that argument about the lemon juice was ridiculous and totally uncalled for - they should have been grateful to her for helping with the shopping which was more than any of them who were involved in creating that argument were doing.

 

[Random One]

apparently the whole Shilpa-Danielle happened coz 1) she was drunk and 20 coz Shilpa went to console Danielle and she didn't want her too she wanted Jade to console her-what a silly cow!

and what's all this crap about "Jades been one of me best mates outside"...when Jade came in im sure she was saying she's only briefly met Danielle about twice

 

[Treacle Toes]

Seen this?

From digi Spy: "Stop it," Jade warned. "Jack, I don't want you to mess up the bed, go in the toilet."

Ignoring her warnings, Jack moved closer to Jade and ejaculated over her leg, to her horror. "I couldn't help it," he insisted.

"You fucking just did that all over me," Jade complained, cleaning up the mess as a satisfied Jack lay content in bed.

The footage was shown while Jade's mother Jackiey, who was evicted on Wednesday, appeared on the show as a guest.

 

[exosculate]

He makes Jade look good for sure.

Did you see the clip of him ...ahem.... sperming on Jades leg on Big Mouth.

Aaarrggh!

Yep I posted this already. Excruciating !

 

[Griff]

Seen this?

Dear oh dear.