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northernhord

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Our new Cat has lost it completley, the other night I found it in the kitchen bouncing against a piece of plasterboard that was stood up against the wall, not only was it throwing itself into the plasterboard but it was making a right angry racket, yowling and howling.:eek:
Ive never seen anything like it before a cat that doesnt like plasterboard, worra fuckin nutter.

As a sideline issue I'm fuckin pissed off bigtime at the mo my pc wont let me online cos I have a less than Kosher copy of Windows XP than the one retailing at £275.00, fuck Bill Gates and Fuck Microsoft, Ive been having to use the PC's at Bolton Library, damn damn and fuckin damn blasting bastarding twatty cunts :mad:
 
Hmm maybe he's just getting abit odd, my cat does it occationally. He sat up like a person and waved at me once.

He also does forward rolls.
 
My cats have done stupid things like forward rolls and somersaults and stuff when they get over excited. The current one also bashes his head ALL THE TIME from just running into stuff.
 
My old cat regularly used to spend 30 minutes at a time running full pelt into the toilet door and smacking his head really hard, over and over again. Don't worry about it.
 
northernhoard said:
As a sideline issue I'm fuckin pissed off bigtime at the mo my pc wont let me online cos I have a less than Kosher copy of Windows XP than the one retailing at £275.00, fuck Bill Gates and Fuck Microsoft, Ive been having to use the PC's at Bolton Library, damn damn and fuckin damn blasting bastarding twatty cunts :mad:

:confused:

I'm running the same <ahem> "evaluation" copy of XP on all three of my machines without any problem.
 
So, is he/she old?

Our ancient cat went through a phase of racing into the room, bouncing off bits of furniture, srambling round in circles, then shitting and pissing everywhere and it all felt a bit Alzheimer's.

Then, for no apparent reason, she completely stopped doing this.

But now I've developed an allergy to her:(
 
longdog said:
:confused:

I'm running the same <ahem> "evaluation" copy of XP on all three of my machines without any problem.
And this has what to do with cats exactly? :confused:

The effects of age on a once pin sharp mind are a terrible sight to behold :(
 
You..... you...... YOU... cheeky young....er.... no, I've forgotten.
<shakes fist> :mad:
 
northernhoard said:
As a sideline issue I'm fuckin pissed off bigtime at the mo my pc wont let me online cos I have a less than Kosher copy of Windows XP than the one retailing at £275.00, fuck Bill Gates and Fuck Microsoft, Ive been having to use the PC's at Bolton Library, damn damn and fuckin damn blasting bastarding twatty cunts :mad:
Hmm I've not heard of this happening before. Try loading up a linux livecd and seeing if that lets you get online to make sure it's not a hardware problem. If you need a hand start a thread in the computers forum, there's loads of us that know a thing or two over there :)

Err, anyway, yeah... Cats eh... blimey... yeah... bunch of nutters... blimey...
 
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