Help Can someone help me with photoshop please?

[Petcha]

My god that little shit in the back looks so punchable

 

[Petcha]

Kate can help. Here's a sample of her work:


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The Kate Middleton Photo’s Most Glaring Photoshop Mistakes

Blurry hair, meandering zippers—we asked WIRED’s design department to explain the editing errors in Kate Middleton’s controversial Mother’s Day photo.

www.wired.com

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That story seems to be behind a paywall

 

[bcuster]

That story seems to be behind a paywall

I put in a more accessible link. If you believe that Kate knows anything about photoshopping, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to offer you...

 

[Petcha]

I'm sure she's dead keen to tackle this guy's bald spot in PS

 

[Monte]

Possibly worth crowdsourcing on the new jokes thread for potential improvements to the punchline, or indeed a wholly new theme?

Oh, just read the explanation. Makes sense.

Yes, if you didn't know it was in support of a poster called Red Rum it would be pretty confusing.

 

[Monte]

Kate can help. Here's a sample of her work:


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A Complete Breakdown of Kate Middleton's Photoshop Controversy

Kate Middleton has made headlines after her Mother's Day photo was pulled from photo and news agencies due to suspicions of manipulation. Here's everything to know about the Photoshop controversy, including what the royal family has said about the photo edit.

people.com

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No horns though.
Unless she has a photoshop of Rose with a strap on coming out of her forehead that she can adapt I fear she wouldn't have been much use on this occasion.