Brixton news, rumours and general chat - October 2012

[wemakeyousoundb]

Fireworks are in sale on all the local shops now. Get ready for the annual onslaught of kids following the fireworks code: light it, lob it, leg it.

I thought the code was light it, point rocket at passer-by/car/cyclist/shoot it?

You still have to queue up if it's a recorded delivery or whatever.

I thought queueing was the other great British invention?

 

[Manter]

Fireworks are in sale on all the local shops now. Get ready for the annual onslaught of kids following the fireworks code: light it, lob it, leg it.

Already started near me. Lovely old collie that goes for a walk past my house every day apparently suffers from stress incontinence. Her owner has said I can borrow her for a few weeks. I am sure theses facts are in no way related

 

[Rushy]

Please do. ASAP. Nisa users won't get stuck behind you carrying out your next day ebay gimp mail order dispatch and you will find a post office which welcomes your curmudgeonly whining with open arms. Win win!
@onket

 

[Badgers]

@onket

 

[Brixton Hatter]

@onket

 

[Onket]

Grow up, FFS.

 

[Rushy]

Grow up, FFS.

 

[quimcunx]

@Minnie_the_Minx has a confession to make.

And if she doesn't make it, it doesn't matter as there is a witness.

 

[Badgers]

Gossip

@Minnie_the_Minx

 

[quimcunx]

Oh there was plenty of gossip too. Mostly about you, Badgers.





Actually I forgot to tell her that bit.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

@Minnie_the_Minx has a confession to make.

And if she doesn't make it, it doesn't matter as there is a witness.

Brilliant quimcunx. If that other urbanite hadn't turned up, nobody would ever have known I treated you to a KFC in Brixton followed by a MacDonald's hot apple pie slice

 

[Onket]

How long are we going to have to wait?

 

[Badgers]

I feel overlooked

@quimcunx

 

[quimcunx]

Brilliant quimcunx. If that other urbanite hadn't turned up, nobody would ever have known I treated you to a KFC in Brixton followed by a MacDonald's hot apple pie slice

don't tell lies, minnie. You'll go to hell.


Minnie and I had lunch at Kaosan in Brixton Village today.


Didn't we, minnie?

 

[quimcunx]

I feel overlooked

@quimcunx

I could make up for it by telling the whole thread if you like.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

don't tell lies, minnie. You'll go to hell.


Minnie and I had lunch at Kaosan in Brixton Village today.


Didn't we, minnie?

I realise that Khaosan and Kentucky both start with a K and that they both serve chicken dishes, and they're both in Brixton, but to get the two so confused... You're obviously massively stressed out Quimmy

 

[quimcunx]

I realise that Khaosan and Kentucky both start with a K and that they both serve chicken dishes, and they're both in Brixton, but to get the two so confused... You're obviously massively stressed out Quimmy

You're not getting away with it minnie. You were seen by an independent witness.

 

[Onket]

Get on with it.

 

[quimcunx]

Get on with it.

That was it onket. Minnie has broken her BV dining cherry.

 

[Onket]

Oh.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You're not getting away with it minnie. You were seen by an independent witness.

Well she's hardly going to admit to getting a family sized bucket of chicken in there with us, and then buying another to take home is she

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That was it onket. Minnie has broken her BV dining cherry.

@Onket

and I suppose KFC is almost on Coldharbour Lane so quimmy's getting confused

 

[Onket]

So you've been slagging off BV and the people who go there, having never gone there yourself.

Good one Minnie.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

So you've been slagging off BV and the people who go there, having never gone there yourself.

Good one Minnie.

I told you I've been there plenty of times. I just don't dine there.

 

[Badgers]

Timeout:

Relishing its position amid the energetically hip scene that is Brixton Village Market, KaoSarn is one of the best providers of victuals hereabouts.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Timeout:

KFC was energetically hip

 

[quimcunx]

Timeout:

They wrote a very similar review of minnie.

 

[Onket]

I told you I've been there plenty of times. I just don't dine there.

Why not?

 

[quimcunx]

So you've been slagging off BV and the people who go there, having never gone there yourself.

Good one Minnie.

She sat on the very edge of BV so as not to be too tainted by hipness.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Why not?

Because himself doesn't really like foreign or fancy food and would consider £10 for a burger and chips a rip-off. (He's little idea how much prices have gone up since he lost his memory)

As I can't eat on my own (one of my social phobias), I can't go there and eat while he doesn't