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Brixton news, rumours and general chat - November 2012

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This is the most appropriate place I can think of putting this...

today, late afternoon I saw Lee Jasper on top of a very brightly decorated campaign bus in the PISSING rain, shouting loudly on his microphone and waving enthusiastically to precisely NO ONE coming down Salters Hill from Crystal Palace. It was quite an amusing sight against the grey, cold, wet sky.

He came past my flat on an open top bus at about 3pm, screaming and bawling "Reeeee-spect... bo... etc" at people giving him the wanker sign. :facepalm: It would have been slightly less tragic if it hadn't of been pissing it down with rain hard :D
 
Overheard a conversation that went something like this earlier today on the tube...

"So like where are you living now?"

"Brixton, by the Academy. It's really cool."

"Isn't that like really noisy round there?"

"No it's really handy for all the gigs there. I am going there in a few weeks as 3 of my friends, all analysts at JP Morgan and Accenture are DJ'ing - I call them the 'Clapham House Mafia'."

"Ha Ha, oh that's like so cool - they are all analysts and they DJ?"

"Yah, they get invited to do loads of corporate events and everything."

"So like how did they meet?"

"Oh they all met at Bath Uni and they DJ'd separately - but they are stronger as a 'brand' together."

"So they like have their own gig at the academy - how cool is that?"

"Yah, I'll be there networking".

Made me fucking cringe! Networking!!! :D
this so makes me want to die :(
He came past my flat on an open top bus at about 3pm, screaming and bawling "Reeeee-spect... bo... etc" at people giving him the wanker sign. :facepalm: It would have been slightly less tragic if it hadn't of been pissing it down with rain hard :D
wish you'd videoes that

belated ((((@Manter)))) for your bad getting home the other night

on the :mad: front: they've taken the free bike pump out from Stockwell avenue behind the post office
 
There's a new breed of people coming into Brixton who seem to feel a bit more entitled than most. There's tales of arrogant twats finger clicking for service at the Albert and - even worse - wolf-whistling for service at the Dogstar.

My mate was working an incredibly busy bar when some twat rocks up, elbows to the front and starts whistling away. His response: "I'm not a fucking dog so you can fuck right off if you think I'm going to serve you now."

Which seems entirely fair enough to me.

:D
 
Sadly, Surrey is also an island of cultural blight. You need a spell in the re-education camp before you can be assimilated into Brixtonia.
 
The CD stall in the market has started playing Christmas songs. If you hear of any violence near there in the next couple of weeks that's probably me :mad: :D
 
The CD stall in the market has started playing Christmas songs. If you hear of any violence near there in the next couple of weeks that's probably me :mad: :D

The bloke in the arch section on Atlantic Road plays Christmas tunes all year round. I've rarely seen a happier man.
 
@Manter and @Minnie_the_Minx, enough of the @ already! If I'm online and logged in, I'll get around to reading whatever you've said, and if I'm not here I won't be able to see the alerts will I? FWIW I've spent the day traipsing between Water Lane Surgery, Nour, AZ cash & carry, Wing Tai, and Elm Park post office.

If anybody's spent all day indoors, I can tell you it's bloody cold, windy, and damp outside.
 
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