Brixton news, rumours and general chat - March 2013

[MillwallShoes]

why on earth would i sell my home for free?

that's some terrible copywriting.

brilliant.

take em to court - false advertising.

 

[MillwallShoes]

Another goes back. The fucking fucks.

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bastards have scrubbed out your address too that's how much they hate the public.

 

[MillwallShoes]

that cat is smug

 

[secateurz]

south ken just got a massive crack of it too

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Fucking hell that lightning was close!

Wasn't it? I assumed it had hit your block.

 

[MillwallShoes]

at least it feels like springish raing instead of the freeze in the air because it's so cold type

 

[TruXta]

No thunder here in WC1.

 

[editor]

Wasn't it? I assumed it had hit your block.

I thought it had hit one of the two blocks by Brockwell Park. I was on the phone and nearly dropped the handset!

 

[Rich_G76]

i nearly dropped my cuppa, made me jump that thunder

 

[leanderman]

And it is lashing down, so, if someone could pop along to school and pick my kids up, that would be great.

 

[gaijingirl]

and go to the chemist for me and do the shopping please..

 

[Rushy]

and bring my washing in

 

[el-ahrairah]

i just went to the post office and the caff. it's fucking awful out there.

also, had scrambled eggs and beans on toast at the caff, as i often do. but this time they bought me a plate of scrambled eggs and beans, and a plate of toast. think someone's been on the crack this afternoon.

 

[Crispy]

I've never understood the greasy spoon tradition of eggs flat on the plate, but toast on the side, served first. I like my eggs on my toast, so I always have to do some construction work (with lukewarm toast)

 

[editor]

I've never understood the greasy spoon tradition of eggs flat on the plate, but toast on the side, served first. I like my eggs on my toast, so I always have to do some construction work (with lukewarm toast)

#firstworldproblem

 

[pissflaps]

and the cutting in half lengthways of the sausage.

 

[TruXta]

I've never understood the greasy spoon tradition of eggs flat on the plate, but toast on the side, served first. I like my eggs on my toast, so I always have to do some construction work (with lukewarm toast)

Toast, mayo, bacon, eggs is how I roll.

 

[Crispy]

#firstworldproblem

I will report from a greasy spoon in 2nd/3rd world the next time I visit for a fryup.

 

[Badgers]

mayo

No.

 

[MillwallShoes]

if someone can go to my garage and pick up the six books that i need, whilst also picking my wife up from Tesco, whilst posting said books in the post office, that'll be great. thanks X

 

[MillwallShoes]

Toast, mayo, bacon, eggs is how I roll.

Mayo?

 

[TruXta]

Mayo?

Yeah, mayo. Wanna fight?

 

[TruXta]

No.

You shut it, slaaaaaaaaag.

 

[MillwallShoes]

Yeah, mayo. Wanna fight?

right, straightner. Albert in ten? bring ya boys if you want, but no tools.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Mayo?

He's from overseas in a country where the sun rarely shines, poor man. Let him have his mayonnaise.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

...it masks the taste of rotten shark that's been buried all winter....

 

[TruXta]

right, straightner. Albert in ten? bring ya boys if you want, but no tools.

Albert at ten can work.

He's from overseas in a country where the sun rarely shines, poor man. Let him have his mayonnaise.

Don't you start. I bet you put ketchup on your eggs, you filth-mongerer.

 

[TruXta]

...it masks the taste of rotten shark that's been buried all winter....

THAT'S ICELAND!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!111

AND ALSO RACIST.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Another goes back. The fucking fucks.

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Can't you go and sit down in Foxton's, get a free drink and then tell them you've come to return their envelope?

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Albert at ten can work.

Don't you start. I bet you put ketchup on your eggs, you filth-mongerer.

I don't eat eggs. Thy're boingy and minging. Don't use ketchup much either. I very very occasionally have it with chips but I don't eat chips much either.