Brixton news, rumours and general chat - Aug 2013
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Rushy
basically a scrotum
What a bunch of birx.
Crispy
The following psytrance is baṉned: All
Ermahgerd, Birxton
AKA pseudonym
Well-Known Member
Im gonna be at the housing activist meeting this evening, if anyone is going? we will be leafleting/postering for Saturdays 'sleep out' against the bedroom tax afterwards....
trabuquera
Modesty Bag
They should be birxed
Gramsci
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I will be there.
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hiraethified
Fancy penning a report for BrixtonBuzz? Anyone?
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
This little chappy was wandering around Rush Common (opposite George Tesco IV) this afternoon. I'm guessing he's wandered out of the Park (unless an individual owns him/her)
Frumious B.
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Best kill it. Those are the things which brought down the airliner which landed in the Hudson.
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hiraethified
I got Nu-Brixton in both barrels tonight.
I was in a certain late night bar/club where this over-confident, coked-up-to-the-max, middle-class late 20s guy in a smart city suit started chatting to me in the toilet.
"You look like a cool kind of freeloading Brixton guy" was his opening insight.
I've no idea what that even means, but things only got worse as he attempted to befriend me in that over-friendly, personal-space-unaware, empathy-stripped way that cokeheads do.
He then followed me up to the bar and went on to tell me about how he loves Brixton since moving here a year ago - Tooting wasn't edgy/lively/party-full enough for him - and how "the Jamaican dealers" on his road have got to recognise him and give him a respectful nod as he comes home from work.
He doesn't mind them dealing on the street which I'm sure is a big relief to them (if they even exist).
A load of predictably semi-racist stereotypical drivel followed and I got so fucking annoyed at his inability to detect that I didn't give a flying fuck about his life or what he thinks of Brixton that I decided to go home.
(((Brixton)))
I was in a certain late night bar/club where this over-confident, coked-up-to-the-max, middle-class late 20s guy in a smart city suit started chatting to me in the toilet.
"You look like a cool kind of freeloading Brixton guy" was his opening insight.
I've no idea what that even means, but things only got worse as he attempted to befriend me in that over-friendly, personal-space-unaware, empathy-stripped way that cokeheads do.
He then followed me up to the bar and went on to tell me about how he loves Brixton since moving here a year ago - Tooting wasn't edgy/lively/party-full enough for him - and how "the Jamaican dealers" on his road have got to recognise him and give him a respectful nod as he comes home from work.
He doesn't mind them dealing on the street which I'm sure is a big relief to them (if they even exist).
A load of predictably semi-racist stereotypical drivel followed and I got so fucking annoyed at his inability to detect that I didn't give a flying fuck about his life or what he thinks of Brixton that I decided to go home.
(((Brixton)))
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hiraethified
Fuck knows. The guy was a coked-up cunt.what does that even mean? 'freeloading'?
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hiraethified
Or maybe freemasons. Or freebase. Or freezers. Who knows.
TruXta
tired
Was this under the arches then?
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
He sounds like a Chris Morris parody. "Jamaicans" LOL. Beyond satire, some of these types
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
I would have taken it as a (perhaps unconscious) insult, either that he really meant 'freeloading' as in shirker not a worker, poncing off of mates; or 'freebasing' as in coke abuse. "You look like a cool sort of ponce/crackhead." On the other hand, maybe either are terms of approval in these peoples' world
shakespearegirl
just worked out taglines
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
I did think about ringing one of the Park wardens to let them know but then I forgot
Hope nobody's cooked him
trabuquera
Modesty Bag
I did think about ringing one of the Park wardens to let them know but then I forgot
Hope nobody's cooked him
Dunno, jerk goose sounds like it could be bloody tasty.
(sorry RSPB sorts, this is *a joke* obviously)
leanderman
Street Party: July 2
Intrigued by the woman who regularly goes for a run across the top of Brockwell park without the usual running gear, wearing a dress or similar.
there's also a guy who wears regular clothes in the Brockwell parkruns on Saturdays
there's also a guy who wears regular clothes in the Brockwell parkruns on Saturdays
Rushy
basically a scrotum
And leather work shoes and a floppy hat. Class.
Do you do Park Run? It's such a great idea.
I don't manage it very often but was there last weekend - scored my record slowest time. Hangover related.
DJWrongspeed
radio eros
He's a star, sometimes he just runs off at the end and looks like he's going to catch the Thameslink to work.
kittyP
Pluviophile
There was a woman who used to run in Charlton Park, every single day, through boiling heat and sleet and snow, in a floor length dress with long sleeves, a massive floppy hat, white woolly gloves and huge sunglasses.
tbtommyb
Well-Known Member
I intend to go every week but 9am on a Saturday is just not running time.
Rushy
basically a scrotum
Agreed.
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
I'm still amused/appalled by this...he's probably been telling his work colleagues about the "amazing local character" he met last night
leanderman
Street Party: July 2
My Parkrun times are always booze related. Four pints makes 20mins impossible.
leanderman
Street Party: July 2
He's a star, sometimes he just runs off at the end and looks like he's going to catch the Thameslink to work.
He goes round again on another lap to make sure we all got round.
Have heard reports of him being seen running across Southwark or Blackfriars bridge, similarly dressed, possibly on way to work.
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