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The only other person I have challenged, in Josephine Ave, was much more up front: saying: 'Just walk around it'
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The only other person I have challenged, in Josephine Ave, was much more up front: saying: 'Just walk around it'
Thimble Queen
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Hardly the bliddy point. Ugh.
el-ahrairah
forward communism, forward gerbils!
follow them home and post it through their letterboxes, dirty bastards.
thing is, it's inconvenient for us able bodied adults, but fucking shit, literally, for people who can't avoid it for various reasons, and kids are bloody useless at avoiding it, so it gets trailed everywhere. imagine being a wheelchair user and wheeling over a lump of fucking shit because some prick thinks they're too good to bag their dog's shit. it's a very visceral reminder of what people think of you innit.
thing is, it's inconvenient for us able bodied adults, but fucking shit, literally, for people who can't avoid it for various reasons, and kids are bloody useless at avoiding it, so it gets trailed everywhere. imagine being a wheelchair user and wheeling over a lump of fucking shit because some prick thinks they're too good to bag their dog's shit. it's a very visceral reminder of what people think of you innit.
Yeah, i just added that last bit to shit stir.
Spotted a dog turd on Coldharbour Lane, just past The Albert next to the Pelican crossing; it was fresh.
Rushy
basically a scrotum
Why would someone do that? I appreciate that the idea of picking up shit with a bag is not a pleasant one to the uninitiated but once you've done it a couple of times it normally doesn't even register. What you feed it helps too.
I once offered a bag to someone whose dog had taken a dump whilst waiting for the traffic lights to change outside Tulse Hill Sainsburys. I was told to fuck off you posh cunt
. And they proceed to drag it still shitting across the road.My dog is so posh she will only do the business on grass
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In Chelsea at least they have the good grace to place the dog poo inside a small black bag- but then they leave it on the pavement next to a tree or lamppost.
Which begs the question: if you actually have bothered to scoop up the dog excrement and put it in a bag, how much more of an effort is it to put the bag in a bin, rather than drop it on the street?
Which begs the question: if you actually have bothered to scoop up the dog excrement and put it in a bag, how much more of an effort is it to put the bag in a bin, rather than drop it on the street?
el-ahrairah
forward communism, forward gerbils!
they do that here in islington where i work. little bags of shit everywhere. to go with the actual shit that is everywhere.
Redeploy traffic wardens from ticketing vehicles parked and not causing any obstruction to targeting dog shit dumpers; Popes Road is heavily patrolled by these green uniformed nazis and is another road whose pavements are smeared with dog shit.
£100 fine per shit should clean the problem up.
And those multiple dog walkers in Brockwell Park, four to six dogs all running free, never see them pick up.
£100 fine per shit should clean the problem up.
And those multiple dog walkers in Brockwell Park, four to six dogs all running free, never see them pick up.
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cuppa tee
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I am a dog owner who takes this shit seriously, so much that I once bought a 2 litre bottle of water to wash down the
pavement when my old dog had the shits and left a mess that was unpickupable, I know a lot of other dog owners and tbh
none of us like dog shit on the pavement or even in the dog area in parks so will confront offenders and offer a bag as Rushy did.
I am however noticing a increasingly confrontational attitude amongst the anti-dog types who will often try and provoke arguments with dog owners
when no offence has been committed
pavement when my old dog had the shits and left a mess that was unpickupable, I know a lot of other dog owners and tbh
none of us like dog shit on the pavement or even in the dog area in parks so will confront offenders and offer a bag as Rushy did.
I am however noticing a increasingly confrontational attitude amongst the anti-dog types who will often try and provoke arguments with dog owners
when no offence has been committed
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Thimble Queen
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cuppa tee is one of the good ones. More dog owners should come forward and condemn the the shit and leave brigade in our midst. I mean, they are the ones best places to know who the culprits in their communities are. There could be one of them hiding next door right now planning to shit and leave all over the neighbourhood. 
Rushy
basically a scrotum
This may be unwise, depending on the dog...
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stripey
Yes yes but where can I get in brixton?
Never seen it on sale in anywhere in England never mind London. You can though get it online from various Scottish butchers that do those frozen deliveries. In effect you have to buy in bulk to make it worthwhile (and you probably need a decent sized freezer!)
wurlycurly
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Chadwick butcher's in Balham always has it in stock. It's the right shape obviously but lacks the grainy quality of the real McCoy. it's also absurdly overpriced. They also sell Scotch pies which are nothing of the sort.
madolesance
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Not Brixton, but I have bought square sausage in "Scotch Meats" Rosendale Road.
Thimble Queen
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Hooray. Thank you. I can make my own FSB. Doesn't have the same ring to it really.
OvalhouseDB
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Anyone who has ever had a primary school aged child will know the terrible impact of dog shit on the walk to school and the 'carpet time' that starts the day. 30 5 year olds can be covered in it in a trice.
gaijingirl
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Got a scary text from daughter's school about some bloke in Lambeth trying to get Kids into his car. 3 attempts apparently.
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I posted something on Buzz about that, just in case. I hope they get the weirdo.Got a scary text from daughter's school about some bloke in Lambeth trying to get Kids into his car. 3 attempts apparently.
Thimble Queen
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el-ahrairah
forward communism, forward gerbils!
Square sausages are very important. For some reason, I thought you were a veggie
i thought you were both veggies
Thimble Queen
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i thought you were both veggies
Not for a while, mate. But maybe one day again. After I've scoffed some sausages
gaijingirl
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Mr Retro
Beware hedgehogs
One of the butchers in the street market on a Sunday in Herne Hill sells them tooSquare sausages are very important. For some reason, I thought you were a veggie
Now i'm going to have to try them.
Brixton Hatter
Home is south London mate
I went to college with Rashid…in fact, he's changed his name since I knew him! Seemed a decent guy, def a bit of a radical back then. Gave me a job in the students union when I was skint, good work fellaRashid was in the Beehive last night.
Just about certain to get my vote after that.
Green Party are bit suspect in some areas but I'd prob vote for him if it was my constituency (I'm in "Vauxhall", which is crazy.)
Gramsci
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I am glad Rashid is standing. I do rate him as someone who genuinely cares about the area. He is a bright guy.
Its unlikely he will get elected as green candidate. I meet local activists who would make excellent Cllrs or MPs but will never get there as politics is run by the "centre ground".
Lambeth imo opinion is still dominated by awful New Labour. No one else will get a look in.
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