Brits banned from US after Tweeting that they were going to 'destroy' the place with partying

[Shippou-Sensei]

The words deemed as being sensitive by the DHS include:

• Illegal immigrant
• Outbreak
• Drill
• Strain
• Virus
• Recovery
• Deaths
• Collapse
• Human to animal
• Trojan

I think everyone on Twatter should use one of the above in every single tweet and keep that lost busy for a while ​

After the outbreak of the Trojan war a great strain was placed on the Greek's due to the deaths of many a great warrior. It was felt by all from god to human to animal. For no matter how you drill a soldier they will never be immune to the virus that is terror. Even after the collapse of Troy the recovery would take many a year.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

After the outbreak of the Trojan war a great strain was placed on the Greek's due to the deaths of many a great warrior. It was felt by all from god to human to animal. For no matter how you drill a soldier they will never be immune to the virus that is terror. Even after the collapse of Troy the recovery would take many a year.

You should Tweet that and get everyone to retweet it

You missed illegal immigrant

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

i found it difficult to work into an otherwise innocent passage.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i found it difficult to work into an otherwise innocent passage.

Maybe the Greeks could have had some illegal immigrants in their army as cannon fodder or something?

 

[The Octagon]

"human to animal"

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

"human to animal"

Virus?
Sheep shagging?

 

[The Octagon]

*must... avoid....obvious....joke....*

 

[DotCommunist]

Westwood could land himself in trouble 'Be in NY in 10 hours dog! NOW DROP THE BOMB!'

 

[gentlegreen]

I'd have banned her just for those hideous shoes.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Maybe the Greeks could have had some illegal immigrants in their army as cannon fodder or something?

i don't think they existed back then. and warring was between elites. to fight you had to own weaponry.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i don't think they existed back then. and warring was between elites. to fight you had to own weaponry.

Yeah, but the illegal immigrants probably weren't aware of that and I doubt the DHS knows that either so you can make up what you want

Stop nit-picking

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

i've been listening to audio lectures about the illiad...

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i've been listening to audio lectures about the illiad...

I'm very pleased for you

Now, get tweeting

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

i don't tweet...

i don't want a visit from the 4chan party van

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i don't tweet...

i don't want a visit from the 4chan party van

I don't Tweet either. I bet DHS is watching us on here anyway

I reckon if we all write Echelon, they'll be hacking into our computers

 

[Corax]

This sort of nonsense would never happen over here.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

This sort of nonsense would never happen over here.

Yeah, but you never make jokes about bombing airports/airlines. That'll definitely get you into trouble wherever you are I reckon

 

[Corax]

Yeah, but you never make jokes about bombing airports/airlines. That'll definitely get you into trouble wherever you are I reckon

But an entire country's okay?

What about a state? Is that alright, but a city is too specific? Or can you go all the way down to neighbourhood as long as you don't threaten a particular building or facility? We really need some clear published guidance on where the dividing line between joke and terrorist plot is.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

But an entire country's okay?

What about a state? Is that alright, but a city is too specific? Or can you go all the way down to neighbourhood as long as you don't threaten a particular building or facility? We really need some clear published guidance on where the dividing line between joke and terrorist plot is.

and searching for spades with which they were going to dig up Marilyn Monroe?

 

[Corax]

At least they didn't actually bloody convict them. The Robin Hood airport thing was no less ridiculous.

If the authorities refuse to use any common sense when reading things, it's a bit bloody rich for them to expect anyone else to use any when writing it.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

At least they didn't actually bloody convict them. The Robin Hood airport thing was no less ridiculous.

If the authorities refuse to use any common sense when reading things, it's a bit bloody rich for them to expect anyone else to use any when writing it.

It's just another American import - paranoia

Wouldn't surprise me if it was the Americans that informed the British Police of his "threat" and demanded they arrest him

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

The words deemed as being sensitive by the DHS include:

• Illegal immigrant
• Outbreak
• Drill
• Strain
• Virus
• Recovery
• Deaths
• Collapse
• Human to animal
• Trojan

I think everyone on Twatter should use one of the above in every single tweet and keep that lost busy for a while ​

We've just had a drill about the outbreak of illegal immigrants putting a strain on the economic recovery after the human to animal virus called trojan created many death by collapse of the lungs
I think that covers it all.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

We've just had a drill about the outbreak of illegal immigrants putting a strain on the economic recovery after the human to animal virus called trojan created many death by collapse of the lungs
I think that covers it all.

I liked Shippou's story better

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

I liked Shippou's story better

i was never very good at creative writing :'(

 

[Ax^]

i found it difficult to work into an otherwise innocent passage.

pfft the daily mail managed it without so much of an afterthought

 

[Lord Camomile]

"human to animal"

Ditto

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i was never very good at creative writing :'(

Same as

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

see it takes skill to hide human to animal

and "from god to human to animal" works really well in this case as we do have the horses who weep for patroclus and the mourning of thetis

 

[Spymaster]

Can't get worked up over this. Everyone knows that the Sep's are likely to suffer a sense of humour failure in such situations. More interesting is how they found out about the tweets. But given that they did, I can fully understand them knocking the fucking idiots back.

This has tones of that dickhead MP (?) who 'joked' with airport check in staff that he had a bomb in his briefcase.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Wan't Emily Bunting a Spice Girl?

Can't blame them really in that case.

.........

Ah - no. Emma Bunton. Close enough. I'd still ban her from my house as a precaution.