Britain's Got Talent

[Sadken]

Ok, I watched this show properly last night. It's fucking brilliant.

 

[Geri]

Me too, I love it. I love all the people on it - the good, the bad and the flipping mental.

 

[blues]

I actually changed my mind about Susan Boyle (?) tonight. When i saw her in the auditions, I thought she was respectable enough but nothing special and if you took an average woman singing in that voice, it wouldn't get anywhere.

However, after a wobbly start, she again did a respectable job, and her conduct throughout everything is a credit to her. I can't imagine what the last few weeks/months have been like compared to her "normal" life.

If Diversity had gone out, I'd have damned her to hell mind!

 

[Gromit]

I thought tonight's selection was mean.
There were four that deserved to get into the final and I'm think if they were in later semi finals they would have. But to put them up against the media machine Boyle scuppered them. Personally I would have rather the little girl get through than her. Even though she (or someone) picked a bad song for herself tonight.

Plus I was mad and Amanda for having a go at the boys for drooling over the belly dancer before all but raping the faces of disco boys with her eyes. Bleeding hypocrite.

 

[bellator]

I thought Boyle's performance was pretty ropey. Diversity deserved to go through above the little girl though.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Plus I was mad and Amanda for having a go at the boys for drooling over the belly dancer before all but raping the faces of disco boys with her eyes. Bleeding hypocrite.

Sickening wasn't it

And that belly dancer was rubbish anyway.

 

[oddworld]

I thought tonight's selection was mean.
There were four that deserved to get into the final and I'm think if they were in later semi finals they would have. But to put them up against the media machine Boyle scuppered them. Personally I would have rather the little girl get through than her. Even though she (or someone) picked a bad song for herself tonight.

Plus I was mad and Amanda for having a go at the boys for drooling over the belly dancer before all but raping the faces of disco boys with her eyes. Bleeding hypocrite.

I agree with you Mr Marius.

She clearly buzzed that Belly Dancer laydee out of jealousy.

That Darth Jackson guy though, what was that all about.

 

[PacificOcean]

To be fair to Susan Boyle that is a really hard song to sing.

It has a huge range from very low to very high.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I'm thrilled Diversity got through.

Flawless are excellent, but Diversity are totally different and inject a bit of humour into their routine, plus their spokeslad/choreographer's cute

 

[QueenOfGoths]

To be fair to Susan Boyle that is a really hard song to sing.

It has a huge range from very low to very high.

It is a difficult song and it was a good attempt but, as with "I Dreamed a Dream" there was little emotion and little variation in pace, It is not just about belting out that top note it is about interpreting the song and she didn't do that.

She has a strong voice but, for me, that is not enough unless you can really put the song across and she doesn't

 

[Gromit]

How the hell did DJ Talent(less) not get an X?!

He drones his lyrics.

He really thinks he's good madness.

 

[Sadken]

Britain's got issues

 

[electrogirl]

Oh so Su-Bo sang Memorys. Fucking hell, a song originally sung by a mangey old cat who noone can look at any more, I don't know what she'll do in the final, she's caned the cliche to shreds already.

I'm not blaming her btw, it's Britain's Got Talent who make me sick for trying to tell me she is the antidote to all our misery in times of recession and hoodies killing people or something.

 

[Gromit]

Merlin's act didn't look as dramatic as his first.

The whole rope should have appeared to have been on fire and he should if poss have timed it to snap with him hanging from that handle and drop to his feet. That would have been a fantastic ending.

 

[oddworld]

Merlin's act didn't look as dramatic as his first.

The whole rope should have appeared to have been on fire and he should if poss have timed it to snap with him hanging from that handle and drop to his feet. That would have been a fantastic ending.

His body was hotter than the rope ......

 

[Sadken]

Oh so Su-Bo sang Memorys. Fucking hell, a song originally sung by a mangey old cat who noone can look at any more, I don't know what she'll do in the final, she's caned the cliche to shreds already.

I'm not blaming her btw, it's Britain's Got Talent who make me sick for trying to tell me she is the antidote to all our misery in times of recession and hoodies killing people or something.

Actually, I spent last week watching the clip of her singing the first song and then, when it had finished, immediately clicking to watch it again. After about three days, I was covered in piss and shit and I was crying and, yeah, at that point I wanted to die and the harsh economic realities of the times we live in weren't helping any, I can tell you. After that, however, I suffered a full nervous breakdown, was catatonic for about a day or so but now I'm on such an alarming cocktail of pick me ups and level me outs that everything seems, if not brighter then certainly sort of grey with blueish stars around my periphery vision.

So I think there's something to be said for the "Hideously Deformed Angel" or whatever they call her.

 

[Geri]

It's Pan's People/Legs & Co!

 

[oddworld]

It's Pan's People/Legs & Co!

Didnt work for me, although they all looked good.

 

[Sadken]

The thing is, we can all sneer, but the bare fact of the matter is that it is impossible to be, in any way, worthwhile a human being unless you are a celebrity. If you haven't at least done a song with Sean Paul on it, then you're a total dick.

LOL at Jamie Pugh btw.

 

[Geri]

Oh my God, he is murdering this song

Leave it to Rhydian.

 

[cyberfairy]

Terrible

 

[oddworld]

I wonder who choses the order of the acts cause last nights were a tight combination to choose from , but tonight ..... its all abit hmmmmm

 

[Sadken]

It's totally stopping now, mate.

 

[Gromit]

(((Sadken)))

Hot Honeys have committed suicide by dressing too tarty and unveiling too early. It all just seemed to go on too long.

I thought that they looked sexier last time and less threatening to women at the same time.

 

[Gromit]

Jamie sucked. So far I'm wishing the little girl from yesterday was on as she'd be going through so far. Or even Faces of Disco.

 

[oddworld]

I thought that they looked sexier last time and less threatening to women at the same time.

Thats an odd thing to say ... I didnt feel threatned I thought they all looked hot. Good on em.

 

[Gromit]

Thats an odd thing to say ... I didnt feel threatned I thought they all looked hot. Good on em.

Yeah but you're a sex goddess yourself.

Tbh many dancers have to wear a lot less but I still can't see women voting for them. Will you?

 

[Sadken]

DJ Talent looking strong for the final at the moment.

 

[oddworld]

Yeah but you're a sex goddess yourself.

Tbh man dancers have to where a lot less but I still can't see women voting for them. Will you?

& You shoulda gone to Specsavers ..



I would have voted for them if I thought the dance routine worked, but I didnt. That dosnt take away from the fact they looked hot though.

 

[Sadken]

Marius, you smooth fuck!