Britain's Got Talent

[Miss Potter]

yes this one's definitely tonight's "we need one to rip the piss out of"

 

[moomoo]

No, I think they admired her for getting up and having a go. I know I did.

 

[butchersapron]

She was well game and fair play to her. She was shit like.

 

[moomoo]

Ugh, this bloke reminds me of Joe Longthorne.

My inlaws will love him. They follow Joe Longthorne round the country........


*Shudders*

 

[butchersapron]

No one knew who he was doing. The voters i mean. Years out of date.

 

[butchersapron]

**throat virus**

 

[moomoo]

Oh God, another weeper..........

 

[Miss Potter]

I had to mute the telly as soon as he started singing

 

[butchersapron]

Bit desperate that one.

 

[legz]

Probably the worst Barry White impression ever.

These acts are all a bit Phoenix Nights aren't they?

 

[Lisarocket]

No one knew who he was doing. The voters i mean. Years out of date.

So people haven't heard of Shirley Bassey, Barry White and Enrique Inglesias then...

I liked him. He is a proper variety act.

 

[butchersapron]

So people haven't heard of Shirley Bassey, Barry White and Enrique Inglesias then...

I liked him. He is a proper variety act.

He's doing standard varity act voices, there are hundreds of people doing those voices - he needs to do modern today voices.

 

[legz]

Hammer Time!

 

[Lisarocket]

He's doing standard varity act voices, there are hundreds of people doing those voices - he needs to do modern today voices.

But are there many distinctive modern voices though? Because this sort of act has to do voices that are recognised by the mass market. Can't think of any off the top of my head at the moment. Robbie? That fella who was in Boyzone? Enrique has quite a distinctive voice and he is modern.

Liked Nemesis

 

[aqua]

whats up with him ???

 

[butchersapron]

Why'd that monstor get a lip on? Fucking hell.

 

[Lisarocket]

whats up with him ???

Think that when Amanda buzzed it threw him completely and his nerves kicked in big time. You could see his microphone hand shaking.

I disagree with Amanda and Simon there. They didn't sound out of tune to me. Maybe it was different in the hall, but they had lovely harmonies.

 

[aqua]

it was a bad choice of song though

 

[butchersapron]

But are there many distinctive modern voices though? Because this sort of act has to do voices that are recognised by the mass market. Can't think of any off the top of my head at the moment. Robbie? That fella who was in Boyzone? Enrique has quite a distinctive voice and he is modern.

Liked Nemesis

He could do um...

 

[moomoo]

He was acting like a spoilt little boy.

Let's see if Betty's theory is right. I think it may be. These girls are very good.

 

[Miss Potter]

this has been the worst semi final by far. That string quartet left me cold

 

[butchersapron]

this has been the worst semi final by far. That string quartet left me cold

Cynical classic FM terror tactics, they'll get signed whatever.

 

[moomoo]

I liked them.

 

[Lisarocket]

this has been the worst semi final by far. That string quartet left me cold

Just a bit too polished. Not really an act that needs a break in my eyes.

 

[legz]

Quite liked them, too.

 

[moomoo]

Well done Betty.

 

[butchersapron]

horse face quartet go though.

dancers will walk this.

 

[aqua]

I feels sorry for Craig

 

[moomoo]

I feels sorry for Craig

Yes, but I was impressed with what a good loser he was. Very gallant.

 

[Lisarocket]

I feels sorry for Craig

Aww. He was really nice about Nemesis too. When they both got announced i think he already knew they'd get it.

He can put "Britains Got Talent semi finalist" on his posters now though and probably get his pick of jobs.