Britain's Got Talent 2012

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That was predictable

 

[twentythreedom]

Back from shop. That fat dude with the chin has been snorting powders, my lodger spotted a polo up his nose, we rewound it loads to look, there's definitely some crust there. BGT IN KETAMINE DOUBLE CHIN SHAME SHOCK!

 

[Espresso]

What is it with kids and hair like that??

Kids always have stupid hair. I'm sure it's a law
I was a kid in the eighties, so I know fine and right well that I have no place criticising the hairstyles of teenagers.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Back from shop. That fat dude with the chin has been snorting powders, my lodger spotted a polo up his nose, we rewound it loads to look, there's definitely some crust there. BGT IN KETAMINE DOUBLE CHIN SHAME

Stop being nasty

 

[Geri]

Loved the kid at the end - fantastic!

 

[Espresso]

He had a set of pipes on him and no mistake. Blimey.

 

[twentythreedom]

rubbish prog. Cowell's smugness combined with Walliams' faux-gay shtick = fail. With added chinnage.

 

[twentythreedom]

watch it on itvplayer and check out the plump lad's crusty nostril.

 

[WouldBe]

It's all over now the fat blokes sung.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What a mish mash

 

[Espresso]

I suppose they don't put any good acts on when folk are still going to be watching The Voice. And they usually save the best for last.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I liked that lot. Another Diversity

 

[Espresso]

It's been rather underwhelming so far, five men in sequins with Walliams, the Hungarian globetrotters and a young girl singer I didn't like.
Boo.

 

[Geri]

It's by Kate Bush, you dimwit!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It's by Kate Bush, you dimwit!

What's by Kate Bush? I missed something

 

[Geri]

What's by Kate Bush? I missed something

The song, This Woman's Work.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The song, This Woman's Work.

I must have missed that. A good thing I suppose as not a Kate Bush fan

Pipe Bandits

 

[Mr Moose]

Hungary's got talent.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Hungary's got talent.

But they're not British, so they can't possibly win

I liked the girl who was just on

 

[Espresso]

Did tht pretty little Scottish girly really just say her name was Paige Turner?
Or am I plastered?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Did tht pretty little Scottish girly really just say her name was Paige Turner?
Or am I plastered?

Missed her name, but if it was, her parents obviously have a sense of humour

 

[Geri]

Didn't catch her surname, but she was fab! Lovely voice.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Missed her name, but if it was, her parents obviously have a sense of humour

You're on DS aren't you espresso?

 

[Espresso]

You're on DS aren't you espresso?

You and me both, Minnie.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You and me both, Minnie.

I'm not! I just googled Paige Turner and stumbled upon you

 

[Espresso]

I'm not! I just googled Paige Turner and stumbled upon you

Pffft! A likely story.

 

[Mr Moose]

Simon Cowell talks a lot sense tbf. I've never met anyone who has worked with him who hasn't roundly sung his praises. This is possibly because I've never met anyone who knows him.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

4th down

https://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&out....,cf.osb&fp=759c2bde6e044c68&biw=1366&bih=624

 

[Espresso]

4th down

https://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q="paige turner" and bgt&oq="paige turner" and bgt&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=hp.3...2811l14402l0l16033l26l24l2l0l0l0l217l3069l1j22j1l28l0.frgbld.&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=759c2bde6e044c68&biw=1366&bih=624

Go on, then. I'll let you off.

As for this lot, I still think I've not seen anyone better than Diversity. I do concede that this might have more to do with my deep and somewhat guilty abiding admiration for Mr Ashley Banjo than it has to do with my knowledge of streety dancing.

 

[felixthecat]

As for this lot, I still think I've not seen anyone better than Diversity. I do concede that this might have more to do with my deep and somewhat guilty abiding admiration for Mr Ashley Banjo than it has to do with my knowledge of streety dancing.

This ^. Except my admiration for Mr Banjo is more because he is cuter than a basket of labrador puppies.