Fucking badger and the skinny lad. On step 5 and "catching up" on step 2? Total fucking schoolboy error. Step 5'd usually only take a day. Perhaps two. Of very intensive involvement with a sponsor. It's a fucking world away from step 2, which is basically pre-abstinence. (5 is following 4, which is the onset of the legendarily gruesome work / self-examination. Abstinence an absolute prerequisite).
Geez.
Geez.