Bill and Ted Face the Music

[Saul Goodman]

Is it hard though?

Well it was until I saw Keanu. I thought 'fuck me he's not aged well'.

 

[Ax^]

What is with his face?

he looks much better as john wick

 

[blairsh]

JCVD looks better ffs

 

[TopCat]

They are putting the band back together. This startling originality makes the trailer if not the film.

 

[8ball]

Keanau seems very wooden.

Actual lol.

 

[Reno]

I'm sure Keanu Reeve's 's face is fine, the low resolution of youtube can make people's faces look like CGI. He still looked good in John Wick 3 last year.

There was online speculation whether Ruby Rose had been replaced by CGI when the trailer for The Meg came out and then it looked fine in the film. It's one minute into the trailer when she says "a megalodon" and she looks like a game character:

 

[CNT36]

Spoiler: The daughters..

write the fucking song.

Fab.

 

[scifisam]

Is it hard though?

No, it's soft and chewy, like a vitamin pill for kids.

 

[Nivag]

I'm suspicious all the jokes are in the rather long trailer.

I hope so, because there's no jokes in the trailer above

 

[Badgers]

Will wait for telly

 

[The Octagon]

Don't care how shit it looks, I'm in, nostalgia is a powerful drug.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I think Keanu's face looks fine. Doesn't look like he's had surgery or is full of botox to me.

 

[TopCat]

I think Keanu's face looks fine. Doesn't look like he's had surgery or of full of botox to me.

Really?

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Really?

Yeah

And it doesn't fit with how he seems as a person either so I'd be very surprised if he took that route.

 

[TopCat]

Yeah

And it doesn't fit with how he seems as a person either so I'd be very surprised if he took that route.

HD will reveal the truth.

 

[krtek a houby]

Keanu has an extraordinary face. Could stare at it for hours.

Obvs not if was sitting on the bus with him, of course...

 

[SpookyFrank]

Spoiler: The daughters..

write the fucking song.

Fab.

Pretty much got that from the trailer tbh.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

You can't see his face for long enough in that trailer to really make a judgement...which might be suspicious. I dunno. He just looks like an older man to me. Which he is.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Keanu has an extraordinary face. Could stare at it for hours.

Obvs not if was sitting on the bus with him, of course...

I'd stare into his face even if I was sitting on the bus with him.

 

[Reno]

Apart from the pixel issue, in all his more recent films he had a beard and looked cool. Clean shaven he looks his age and in Bill and Ted he is of supposed to look rather dorky, a middle aged man who hasn't moved beyond his teenage self much.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Here's a picture of him from this year. There might be a little botox going on. Might be. But I don't see any evidence of surgery. His face is still the same.

 

[SpookyFrank]

You can't see his face for long enough in that trailer to really make a judgement...which might be suspicious. I dunno. He just looks like an older man to me. Which he is.

Alex Winter also looks like someone did a crap CGI mock up of what Alex Winter would look like after 30 years.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I never knew I would have such a strong need to defend Keanu Reeves

 

[CNT36]

Pretty much got that from the trailer tbh.

Yeah, it was just speculation.

 

[Reno]

I never knew I would have such a strong need to defend Keanu Reeves

I won’t have a bad word said against him !

 

[kabbes]

I never knew I would have such a strong need to defend Keanu Reeves

I think you’re defending the right of all of us to age without having people making bitchy comments about our appearance. And I for one appreciate it.

And you know what, that defence even applies to people who have felt the pressure from such comments to such an extent that they have felt the need to take drastic surgical measures. Doubly so for the poor sods for whom those measures have backfired.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I think you’re defending the right of all of us to age without having people making bitchy comments about our appearance. And I for one appreciate it.

And you know what, that defence even applies to people who have felt the pressure from such comments to such an extent that they have felt the need to take drastic surgical measures. Doubly so for the poor sods for whom those measures have backfired.

I suppose I am yes.

 

[chilango]

I fear this film could be the final straw for 2020.

I'll still watch it though

 

[mwgdrwg]

This film is here to save 2020.

 

[TopCat]

I think you’re defending the right of all of us to age without having people making bitchy comments about our appearance. And I for one appreciate it.

And you know what, that defence even applies to people who have felt the pressure from such comments to such an extent that they have felt the need to take drastic surgical measures. Doubly so for the poor sods for whom those measures have backfired.

Vanity as a protected characteristic. Michael Jackson was misunderstood. Etc etc.