Big Brother 6 - The Official Thread

[smurkey]

Well on my highly unscientific reckoning, Orla, Kemal and Eugene could be up tommorow - which is NOT good at all. Betfair still have Orla to go, but IMHO it's not even certain that she'll be up. Kemal on 4s, Moloko on 6s, there was even a bit of cash on Anthony at one point! Eugene 2nd fave to stay which amazes me, but hopefully they've got it right and I've got it wrong.

So no-one knows jack really.

Ah well, the best laid plans of mice and men etc...

I am roughly as disgusted as Derek was when they announced the rule change and he realised all his hard work shit-stirring had gone to waste.

Good one tho', I'll give them that.

why has his hard work gone to waste. I think I may have missed something but what has changed/happened with the eviction process for this week?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I'm currently finding Eugene sexually attractive

Without wishing to sound particularly shallow, he's clearly lost a fair bit of weight since he has gone in there, and that coupled with the stubble, he's very cute!

 

[pk]

Someone drown Craig in the jacuzzi before he loses all possible dignity.

Is he not aware that he'll lose the show because he's nowhere near as funny and smart as Brian from the previous show (or two) and lose his business because no cunt will want him weeping all over their barnet?

Orlaith and Anthony are the closest thing to real people in there.

The rest I could cheerfully poison.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I almost choked several weeks back when he outright and absurdly compared himself to the lovely Brian Dowling (four years ago )

PK: Several months back, when Lesleh was still in, he admitted to her to rubbing spunk into a client's hair. Ya, he's ruined

 

[smurkey]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

The cat that they won in their latest task ^

 

[Allan]

Kittens? On Urban 75? Whatever next!

 

[pk]

Looks like the poor fucker's just clapped eyes on Kemal in those stupid fucking high heels!!

 

[AllStarMe]

Looks like the poor fucker's just clapped eyes on Kemal in those stupid fucking high heels!!

Hahaha
The poor thing looks petrified!! Surely its a bit mean putting a tiny little thing like that in the house so a bunch of idiots can manhandle it?

 

[sparkling]

Aahh the desperate story of Craig and Anthony.... Its certainly making Anthony look very good though appealing to women, gays and anyone who thinks he is a nice bloke if a bit dim.

My predictions for nominations for what its worth is that Orlaith and Derek will be up and Orlaith will go. Possibly next week Derek and Kemal and then Derek will go.

As for Makosi...she is just so evil now I can't stand her.

 

[Hellsbells]

That poor innocent little kittie, being subjected to those loud nasty people.
It's made me quite angry
Who is that kitten's owner and why would they agree to such a thing?
Oh, GRRRRRR

 

[chio]

Is that a real cat? Looks like a toy one to me.

 

[kea]

why are you doing a running commentary on big brother? I'm sure most people on this thread watch the show.

actually i've just been away for a week and reading people's posts which explain what actually happened has been most helpful in catching up

what's the deal with the kitten, surely they haven't put an animal in the house?? that seems cruel

i watched the highlights last night, to get back into the swing of things, and it seemed rather bafflingly angsty to me. reading this thread kinda explains why. it rather took me aback how strongly the mood of the house seems to have changed since i last watched it.

 

[Lisarocket]

why are you doing a running commentary on big brother? I'm sure most people on this thread watch the show.

I wasn't. It was winding me up. It's the first time i've watched the highlights show for days. I wouldn't call a couple of posts a running commentary anyway...

 

[chio]

If it's running commentary you're after, they sit there on Digital Spy all day and night posting minute-by-minute accounts of the live feed

 

[exosculate]

what's the deal with the kitten, surely they haven't put an animal in the house?? that seems cruel

There was a particularly unpalatable conversation and a kitten appeared from thin air.

 

[kea]

If it's running commentary you're after, they sit there on Digital Spy all day and night posting minute-by-minute accounts of the live feed

yeah but i can't read back through the entire past week on DS can i!!!!

exos - eh?

 

[exosculate]

exos - eh?

Just kidding. Craig won it in a pass the parcel competition.

 

[chio]

I had a rather vivid dream the other night that I'd been put in the Big Brother house.

Never been more glad to wake up to a day at work.

 

[kea]

@ exos -

<goes to DS for reliable info>

 

[aqua]

kea, your task for today is catch up

 

[kea]

i'm trying!!!! (thanks for the text re: science eviction btw, was good to stay just a little bit in the loop ...)

just answer me one thing tho - is makosi still really unpopular? oh please say she is!

 

[chio]

With me, she is.

(I've given my German mobile number to an Urbanite to tell me who gets evicted while I'm there!)

 

[chegrimandi]

i'm trying!!!! (thanks for the text re: science eviction btw, was good to stay just a little bit in the loop ...)

just answer me one thing tho - is makosi still really unpopular? oh please say she is!

not with me I really like her.....

really dislike kemal and derek at the minute.....derek is a devious little fucker.....and kemals bitchiness is just tedious now...

 

[chio]

But look what she did to Cwaig and Ant'nee with all that whispering in the diary room - poor Cwaig's been sobbing for about three days now!

 

[Lisarocket]

But look what she did to Cwaig and Ant'nee with all that whispering in the diary room - poor Cwaig's been sobbing for about three days now!

Only three days

 

[Wide Eyed Angel]

But look what she did to Cwaig and Ant'nee with all that whispering in the diary room - poor Cwaig's been sobbing for about three days now!

wasn't it cause when cwaig had his eyes covered she told ant'nee not to touch her boobs even though he wasn't, so cwaig slapped ant'nee - if he wanted boobs cwaig would offer his man cleavage!? ew!

 

[kea]

craig seems to have cracked up completely in the past week, is that the case? last night he looked like he was about two steps away from going postal and massacreing everyone
and i noticed everyone was giving orlaith really evil looks when she was trying to do her (admittedly stupid) hugging task, there was a remarkable unity of purpose there which surprised me, it seems much more organised/united than before i went away. derek seems to have come onside with makosi and kemal a lot more than previously, which also surprised me.

 

[Balbi]

Just kidding. Craig won it in a pass the parcel competition.

They wrapped a fucking kitten!

 

[exosculate]

They wrapped a fucking kitten!

The RSPCA have been informed.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Odds on Kemal to win have plummeted (37/1) after his "sex in a skip" story. It would appear the gay loving BB voting public don't much care for homosexuals who actually have sex A few quid on him leaving this Friday may be prudent