Big Brother 6 - The Official Thread

[Pip]

er....what happened?!? I'm really intrigued now. Craig kissed Orla? Craig tried to kiss Anthony? Someone tell me please.

Craig got a bit pissed and lecherous (moreso than usual) with Anthony. He told him that he'd shag him if he was gay, and that he wishes he was gay, which scared the poor boy a bit. In an effort to prove to Anthony that he didn't care, or to turn him on or something Craig was attempting to dirty dance with Orlaith, and fake kissed her.

 

[aqua]

its how utterly possesive craig is about anthony

he won't leave the poor bloke alone - I just wish anthony would stand up for himself a bit more or at least be able to say he wants more space

that or make his mind up and shag him

 

[Orang Utan]

Craig got a bit pissed and lecherous (moreso than usual) with Anthony. He told him that he'd shag him if he was gay.

So Craig isn't gay?

 

[Pip]

its how utterly possesive craig is about anthony

he won't leave the poor bloke alone - I just wish anthony would stand up for himself a bit more or at least be able to say he wants more space

that or make his mind up and shag him

I know, Craig's really got it in for lovely Eugene at the moment too
To Anthony's credit, he has tried to tell Craig to tone it down a bit, but the little tosser bursts into tears which invariably makes Anthony feel guilty and give him a big hug.

 

[Hellsbells]

Craig got a bit pissed and lecherous (moreso than usual) with Anthony. He told him that he'd shag him if he was gay, and that he wishes he was gay, which scared the poor boy a bit. In an effort to prove to Anthony that he didn't care, or to turn him on or something Craig was attempting to dirty dance with Orlaith, and fake kissed her.

er....right. Glad I missed that.
If Craig had just learnt to keep his mouth shut and not do stupid lecherous things, then Anthony might have eventually come round. I'm pretty sure he's a closet gay. All that foot massaging and constant hugging.....
Well, never gonna happen now, is it.

 

[Hellsbells]

So Craig isn't gay?

I think he meant he'd shag Anthony if Anthony was gay

 

[Pigeon]

Craig got a bit pissed and lecherous (moreso than usual) with Anthony. He told him that he'd shag him if he was gay, and that he wishes he was gay, which scared the poor boy a bit. In an effort to prove to Anthony that he didn't care, or to turn him on or something Craig was attempting to dirty dance with Orlaith, and fake kissed her.

What I thought was class there was Craig's apparent conviction that Anthony should be flattered by this information. He clearly has no idea what a porky old Shirley Ghostman lookeylikey he actually is.

 

[nino_savatte]

Originally Posted by Craig
I refuse to diminish my personality for anybody

PMSL!!!!!

 

[Tank Girl]

uh... when will makosi learn to keep her big fucking gob shut?! yet another secret task that she fucks up.

 

[dlx1]

uh... when will makosi learn to keep her big fucking gob shut?! yet another secret task that she fucks up.

kick her OUT

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Odds on Kemal being evicted this Friday have been slashed (twenty four hours before nominations are made public, once again) Now second favourite, after Orlaith, unsurprisingly

 

[han]

It was one of the most unpleasant and disgusting things I have found myself watching in ages.

Oh god yes.

Craig is so possessive. He is going to need serious therapy after leaving the Big Brother house.

The whole thing is getting so unwholesome!

but fascinating at the same time, like...

 

[FTG]

i heard rumours about orla having a mobile phone..whats that all about??

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I assume the phone played a part in the secret mission that Makosi blew

 

[Echo Beach]

I still hate Craig but after last nights excruciating performance he should stay in the house, just so he can suffer a little longer

And if Makosi has screwed up Orlaith's secret task, it really does show that she has completely lost the plot. Somehow she's gone from having the sun shining out of her bum to having a very nasty smell wafting out instead. As much as I would like a black woman to win BigB she does not deserve to win, but neither do the rest IMO.

 

[Orangesanlemons]

Odds on Kemal being evicted this Friday have been slashed (twenty four hours before nominations are made public, once again) Now second favourite, after Orlaith, unsurprisingly

Yeah, I've been away a few days and the fuckers have gone and changed the noms system at the last minute - they've voted for the two people they want to save from the public vote, not the two they want up - hence Kemal's odds being slashed. I've got a bit of research to do before I can comment on the accuracy of that one.

Orla's odds have actually come down to 1.5, so she's a bigger fave to go than she was before (thank Christ!) so I still think my pre-eviction bet is reasonably safe, but even so... utter bastards...

 

[Lisarocket]

I liked Makosi early on, but i'm getting fed up of her stirring and encouraging Orlaith to bitch and then telling everyone what she said.

Everytime i turn the telly on to BB she's telling everyone exactly what she thinks as if everything she says is the final word on the (whatever) subject.

I'm actually hoping she goes very soon.

I'm still liking Kemal even though he's paranoid.

I've never liked Craig, but i want to keep him in because it's car crash tv

I think Anthony may win now as he's the most well adjusted out of the lot of 'em. He reminds me of Craig in whatever year it was, when all Craig did was be nice to everyone...and then he won.

Science on Eugene: 'If i'm Science, He's technology'

 

[Lisarocket]

I'm watching the highlights show for the first time in ages.

FFS Makosi is such a two faced bitch

She's encouraging everyone to bitch sooooo much about Orlaith and Orlaith thins she is a friend!

And now she's getting Craigs back up because Anthony has gone to see if Orlaith is ok.

She won't stop bitching.....and Derek is loving it.

This is awful...

I feel sorry for Orlaith

Oh FFS Makosi has just said that Vanessa lost weight too from the stress of being in the house, so Orlaith isn't special...Vanessa surely gained weight from all the eating she did

 

[Lisarocket]

Makosi and Kemal:

Kemal: I had oral sex in a skip...my first time

Makosi sounding like she's supportive...but the look of distaste on her face

I'm really not liking he now....

Get the bitch out now

 

[cyberfairy]

Makosi and Kemal:

Kemal: I had oral sex in a skip...my first time

Makosi sounding like she's supportive...but the look of distaste on her face

I'm really not liking he now....

Get the bitch out now

Just cos we don't all have oral sex in skips....

 

[Lisarocket]

"Craig is in the pool"......

Crying again....

Anthony tres to help...but he can't really do what Craig need to make it better...

It's a bit sad really. Craig may go mad becaue of his love for Anthony. He said himself that he should be sectioned when he gets out...

Edited to add: Anthony has hugged him again.....doesn't really make it better for Craig really....

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Just cos we don't all have oral sex in skips....

I hear Cilla Black was caught shitting in one*














*May have been courtesy of the Onion

 

[smurkey]

I'm watching the highlights show for the first time in ages.

FFS Makosi is such a two faced bitch

She's encouraging everyone to bitch sooooo much about Orlaith and Orlaith thins she is a friend!

And now she's getting Craigs back up because Anthony has gone to see if Orlaith is ok.

She won't stop bitching.....and Derek is loving it.

This is awful...

I feel sorry for Orlaith

Oh FFS Makosi has just said that Vanessa lost weight too from the stress of being in the house, so Orlaith isn't special...Vanessa surely gained weight from all the eating she did

Makosi a 2 faced bitch? well I never

 

[smurkey]

"Craig is in the pool"......

Crying again....

Anthony tres to help...but he can't really do what Craig need to make it better...

It's a bit sad really. Craig may go mad becaue of his love for Anthony. He said himself that he should be sectioned when he gets out...

Edited to add: Anthony has hugged him again.....doesn't really make it better for Craig really....

why are you doing a running commentary on big brother? I'm sure most people on this thread watch the show.

 

[exosculate]

<smug mode> I suggested this form of nominations weeks ago. In the exact form they are taking. If only I could find it I would quote myself. Are they reading this? Should I be a BB producer? So many questions. <smug mode ends>

 

[CyberRose]

So who is the target of Endemol this week? I reckon Makosi and Kemal came out of that bad and Orlaith came out of it pretty well

 

[exosculate]

So who is the target of Endemol this week? I reckon Makosi and Kemal came out of that bad and Orlaith came out of it pretty well

I think they would like to break up the bizarre nasty triangle - who could blame them.

 

[smurkey]

<smug mode> I suggested this form of nominations weeks ago. In the exact form they are taking. If only I could find it I would quote myself. Are they reading this? Should I be a BB producer? So many questions. <smug mode ends>

you make big brother sound like a space mission project.

 

[exosculate]

you make big brother sound like a space mission project.

I'm sure someone there is reading this.


Declare yourself now!

 

[Orangesanlemons]

Well on my highly unscientific reckoning, Orla, Kemal and Eugene could be up tommorow - which is NOT good at all. Betfair still have Orla to go, but IMHO it's not even certain that she'll be up. Kemal on 4s, Moloko on 6s, there was even a bit of cash on Anthony at one point! Eugene 2nd fave to stay which amazes me, but hopefully they've got it right and I've got it wrong.

So no-one knows jack really.

Ah well, the best laid plans of mice and men etc...

I am roughly as disgusted as Derek was when they announced the rule change and he realised all his hard work shit-stirring had gone to waste.

Good one tho', I'll give them that.