Best of the Daily Mail

[Fez909]

And they have opinions, these uppity women, the temerity...

I'm beside myself with rage. How have we allowed this to happen?

 

[Cribynkle]

Also, I want to make it clear that I'm not laughing at the model or her size - it's clearly a staged picture with inflammatory elements purely for the purposes of the article. The cigarette, the full glass of wine, the clothing chosen to emphasise a sedentary lifestyle, deliberate staging.

Exactly! Women! You're not running round after your man??! The only exlpanation must be that you're sitting down, smoking and boozing and wearing awful clothes while sporting a bad haircut

 

[equationgirl]

I'm beside myself with rage. How have we allowed this to happen?

Women got the vote, all downhill from there...

 

[Firky]

Meanwhile, it seems a sinister 'gay mafia' might be to blame for the downfall of Cardinal Keith O'Brien.

Drunken parties at the seminary, crushes on young 'pups' and a gay mafia accused of bringing down Britain's top Catholic
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mafia-accused-bringing-Britains-Catholic.html

Those evil gays Will nobody stand up to them?

They're already responsible for not getting the tories into office in 2015 with their gay marriage demands.

 

[Firky]

Also, I want to make it clear that I'm not laughing at the model or her size - it's clearly a staged picture with inflammatory elements purely for the purposes of the article. The cigarette, the full glass of wine, the clothing chosen to emphasise a sedentary lifestyle, deliberate staging.

She's far too lazy to even light her fag.

 

[equationgirl]

Exactly! Women! You're not running round after your man??! The only exlpanation must be that you're sitting down, smoking and boozing and wearing awful clothes while sporting a bad haircut

Yes, you lazy lazy slattern, instead of making you and your home look nice for him after a hard day's work, you're smoking, drinking and probably watching Jeremy Kyle. For shame!

 

[equationgirl]

She's far too lazy to even light her fag.

Think how many calories that would burn.

 

[Fez909]

She's far too lazy to even light her fag.

she's waiting for the state to light it for her.

 

[Firky]

The stock imagery used for the article:

http://www.canstockphoto.com/images-photos/overweight.html

 

[equationgirl]

The stock imagery used for the article:

http://www.canstockphoto.com/images-photos/overweight.html

If you look at that site, the woman involved has posed in several photos including this delightful alternative to the one used in the article:
http://www.canstockphoto.com/images-photos/overweight.html#file_view.php?id=7433007

 

[Fez909]

If you look at that site, the woman involved has posed in several photos including this delightful alternative to the one used in the article:
http://www.canstockphoto.com/images-photos/overweight.html#file_view.php?id=7433007

She's got so much time to kill from not cleaning enough that she can afford to sit around and pose for photos all day.

Sickening.

 

[bi0boy]

"Jon Venables tried to groom me"

You're 36 not 10 ffs, he tried to date you.

 

[emanymton]

She added that she might have considered letting him meet her then ten-year-old son – the same age as Venables when he murdered toddler James Bulger in Bootle, Merseyside in 1993

This is quite an extraordinary sentence. ​

 

[stavros]

Mrs Dacre relaxes after being double-cunted.

 

[William of Walworth]

Re posts a bit earlier : I know this isn't right, not in any way at all , but every time I hear anecdotes about how shit the NHS is, I think 'I bet you read that in the Daily Mail'

 

[equationgirl]

A genius article is today's contender:
From roly to poly: Takeaway addict, 22, becomes fitness instructor after secretly taking up POLE DANCING

​

Less than 12 months later she has lost three stone and dropped from a frumpy size 16 to a svelte size 10 for the first time in her life.

No loaded language there, is there, DM?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...2-fitness-instructor-taking-pole-dancing.html

 

[Firky]

:/

 

[Badgers]

How to block the DM website on your computer - http://simoncoopey.com/tinkering/get-rid-of-the-daily-mail

 

[two sheds]

Good quote there:

"With great efficiency, the Mail churns out articles seemingly to rile one particular demographic, who then furious retweet links to the article on the Mail's website, increasing their page views - which in turn increases the amount they can charge advertisers and ultimately makes them more money (which could potentially be used to employ more writers that write articles annoying particular demographics!)."

For that reason could people please quote whatever it is that annoys them rather than just linking to the fucking Mail site so I don't have to click the link?

Ta .

 

[Mrs Magpie]

Has anyone posted the link to the Daily Mail-O-Matic yet?

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

 

[two sheds]

 

[Firky]

Has anyone posted the link to the Daily Mail-O-Matic yet?

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

Don't forget the Guardian Comment Generator

http://www.tomforth.co.uk/guardiancomments/

As I was composting the left-overs of my foraged berry and wild sorrel salad, I couldn't help wonder! Everyone needs to stop submitting to the processed-food mafia and get back to *real* nutrition. But that's the fallout from having PM Bliar for a decade!

 

[bi0boy]

Don't forget the Guardian Comment Generator

http://www.tomforth.co.uk/guardiancomments/

As I was composting the left-overs of my foraged berry and wild sorrel salad, I couldn't help wonder! Everyone needs to stop submitting to the processed-food mafia and get back to *real* nutrition. But that's the fallout from having PM Bliar for a decade!

"As my great-uncle on my mother's side was a steel-worker from East Kilbride I feel that I can speak with some authority about the British working-class experience. If my cleaner can speak such wonderful English, why can't all children in the UK learn at least two foreign languages? Viva la revolucion! Viva Chavez. - Gloriola Smith-Wendley, Fulham"

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

As my great-uncle on my mother's side was a steel-worker from East Kilbride I feel that I can speak with some authority about the British working-class experience. Fighting for a better world is not easy but we're never going to get anywhere if we don't all do our bit - like when we organised an organic bake-sale at our local community gardens to raise awareness for Kurdish Women's rights. It's time to recognise that animal rights now are as important as women's rights last century.

 

[Firky]

The Guardian Comment Generator also works as an Urban75 post generator

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

The Guardian Comment Generator also works as an Urban75 post generator

in the gentrification thread

 

[Fez909]

Never seen that before Firky, it's brilliant. Is it done by someone off here? I noticed a comment by The39thStep from a month ago. Must be the one from here because it mentions Laurie Penny

Also, didn't you used to be lowercase f?

 

[Firky]

Never seen that before Firky, it's brilliant. Is it done by someone off here? I noticed a comment by The39thStep from a month ago. Must be the one from here because it mentions Laurie Penny

Also, didn't you used to be lowercase f?

I suspect it is but they have never been forthcoming

 

[Firky]

I refused to read the article as I was so outraged by the headline but my response is unambiguous! When it comes to buying seafood, it just simply isn't worth trying to save a few pounds choosing dredged over hand-caught scallops. I guess Marx was more right than he knew when he warned us against the dangers of laissez-faire capitalism.

 

[8ball]

The Guardian Comment Generator also works as an Urban75 post generator

Urban75 is not middle-class damn you!

(you can get foccacia in LiDL these days)