Bear Grylls - The Island (C4)
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DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
I'm not watching a celebtity one unless they have to endure voted by the public torments like on get me out of here
joustmaster
offcumdun
One gets fishing hooked.
Which is fun.
Voley
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He seems quite good at keeping their spirits up by arseing about. I can see why they made him the leader.
Bloke off Made In Chelsea throws himself into it, surprisingly. Usually ends up in tears, admittedly, but he's usually leading the expeditions to find water etc. Enjoying this as ever. It's one of my favourite totally pointless TV programmes.
Bear Grylls has done some excellent Stating The Fucking Obvious already and I'm only one episode in.
I'm only watching it to see Karen Danczuk (?) come a nasty and unphotogenic cropper of epicly embarassing proportions. Uncontrollable bowel movements would work.
Looby
Well-Known Member
I fucking hate that hotel bloke, he's such a dick. Even thinking about him is making me a little bit angry.I've only heard of two of them, both the comedians. Vaguely aware of that bloke from the hotel, possibly.
Ollie is brilliant. Completely useless in many ways but just so chirpy and lovely. [emoji4]
I couldn't really watch the fishhook thing, I just heard the screaming. [emoji15]
Voley
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Endearing isn't he? Particularly when he said he'd like to clone himself and sack all his staff. A real charmer.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
...And apparently that island is Brexit Britain 
Voley
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Bloody hell, didn't take long for the poshoes true colours to shine through did it?
''We could send them food parcels.'' ''These aren't my sort of people.''
And the cold shoulder they gave the others just for going up and saying hello. They'd decided they hated them before they'd even met them.
I did like the petulance of the 'I'm a born leader' type when the working class girls got the fire going first though. He took it as some sort of personal insult.
''We could send them food parcels.'' ''These aren't my sort of people.''
And the cold shoulder they gave the others just for going up and saying hello. They'd decided they hated them before they'd even met them.
I did like the petulance of the 'I'm a born leader' type when the working class girls got the fire going first though. He took it as some sort of personal insult.
As the lass walked up saying hello and they didn't even turn around - that was very, very uncomfortable viewing!
Voley
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Nuts wasn't it? Normally when the two groups meet there's hugs and stuff. There's sometimes a bit of a discussion about more mouths to feed but everyone recognises that there are more people to hunt/gather. This lot immediately saw the less well-off people as a drain on their resources. I don't want to read too much into a reality TV setup but it's pretty grim all round really.
Be ace if the working class group thrive though.
Be ace if the working class group thrive though.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
not sure I can hack the Island: Class War
You've got a machete right,...
You've got a machete right,...
Voley
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It's had proper rage from me already.
I'm actually looking forward to next week's a lot more than a sane person should.
bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
Having watched this through my fingers from behind a cushion I have decided to swim the pacific and kill every single one of these horrible fuckers with fire
What was the recruiting brief? Find the most objectionable arseholes you can?
We are moving closer to real hunger games/lord of the flies reality TV and they all deserve it
What was the recruiting brief? Find the most objectionable arseholes you can?
We are moving closer to real hunger games/lord of the flies reality TV and they all deserve it
Idaho
blah blah blah
They have to make it dramatic. Group of people having a reasonable time, some hunger and hardship, but get on with it and learn some things = boring tv.
To keep the format alive they have to go for the crassest, most objectionable mix. It's a sign that the show doesn't have that much longer to go.
To keep the format alive they have to go for the crassest, most objectionable mix. It's a sign that the show doesn't have that much longer to go.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
I actually would watch a series where they got a mix of joe and jane normals from a cross section of society and then followed them building a sustainable community. (primitive communism within two weeks min, betchya).
Although it does need a Ryan anyway.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
I know I'm going to end up watching it on catch up anyway. Swiftly followed by an hours shooting people on Fallout New Vegas for catharsisIt's had proper rage from me already.
Idaho
blah blah blah
In a community with limited tools and resources, and close to starvation, it would certainly be communal. The issue is always about how to distribute the economic surplus when there is one.
smmudge
i know the smudge is true
Anyone watching the celeb version?
I can't believe a WHOLE PIG actually walked into their camp of its own accord, came back again, accidentally died, AND THEY STILL DIDN'T EAT IT!! This from a veggie of 15+ years. I think they all deserve to starve to death because of that. Bear Grylls will have permanent hand prints on his face from all the face palms.
I can't believe a WHOLE PIG actually walked into their camp of its own accord, came back again, accidentally died, AND THEY STILL DIDN'T EAT IT!! This from a veggie of 15+ years. I think they all deserve to starve to death because of that. Bear Grylls will have permanent hand prints on his face from all the face palms.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
is it wrong that i pissed myself laughing when the 'we mustn't kill the pig' bloke, err.. killed the pig by entrely forseeable accident?
what a massive twat.
(i have no idea who any of the slebs are - i think a man with a grey beard was on men behaving badly 30 years ago, but apart from that i'm utterly ignorant of the world-wide fame of any of them...).
what a massive twat.
(i have no idea who any of the slebs are - i think a man with a grey beard was on men behaving badly 30 years ago, but apart from that i'm utterly ignorant of the world-wide fame of any of them...).
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