Bastard wire chewing squirrel...

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Some of this maybe?

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that stuff is fucking lethal

 

[DotCommunist]

I live downwind of his balcony

We have to destroy the garden in order to save it

 

[mauvais]

A squirrel's eaten my solar powered garden lights!

I've got 99 problems and working class credentials ain't one.

 

[ViolentPanda]

A squirrel's eaten my solar powered garden lights!

I've got 99 problems and working class credentials ain't one.

It's war, Mauv.

 

[spitfire]

Send in some peacekeepers to keep him (and you) in your rightful places.

 

[editor]

A squirrel's eaten my solar powered garden lights!

I've got 99 problems and working class credentials ain't one.

What the fuck are you wittering on about now?

 

[mauvais]

I'm merely opining that this is the most middle class problem I have ever witnessed, albeit one shortly to be eclipsed by my receipt of an angry haranguing on an internet bulletin board about suburbia.

 

[_angel_]

I'm merely opining that this is the most middle class problem I have ever witnessed, albeit one shortly to be eclipsed by my receipt of an angry haranguing on an internet bulletin board about suburbia.

Squirrels are just rats with better press, basically. Any rodent chewing your electrics is a pretty serious problem.
Still at least they're not inside the house. My friend had that and yeah he did have to shoot them.

 

[mauvais]

Squirrels are just rats with better press, basically. Any rodent chewing your electrics is a pretty serious problem.
Still at least they're not inside the house. My friend had that and yeah he did have to shoot them.

I wouldn't shoot anything if I were you. You might hit the camellia by the gazebo.

 

[editor]

I'm merely opining that this is the most middle class problem I have ever witnessed, albeit one shortly to be eclipsed by my receipt of an angry haranguing on an internet bulletin board about suburbia.

So only middle class people have fairy lights or plants on their balconies?

Jeez.

 

[RaverDrew]

editor has a ghetto garden

 

[mauvais]

So only middle class people have fairy lights or plants on their balconies?

Jeez.

Erm. Yes. And balconies.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Erm. Yes. And balconies.

round these parts, balconies (other than juliet ones) are considered* to have a touch of the council about them

* - in general. not necessarily my opinion

 

[Greebo]

Erm. Yes. And balconies.

Are they bollocks.

 

[editor]

Erm. Yes. And balconies.

You really are a prize div.

 

[mauvais]

You really are a prize div.

I can't help it if you're left broken by the galactic emptiness of it all.

You can have balconies back though. Turns out they're the one true classless structure.

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

Hey Ed...Why dont you get some rubber toys for the squirrels to chew and they could be your new friends

 

[*Miss Daisy*]

 

[Perroquet]

lookit all these middle class balconies!

posh wankers.

 

[_angel_]

So only middle class people have fairy lights or plants on their balconies?

Jeez.

I got my fairy lights from Argos
Keeping them inside makes more sense tho!

 

[editor]

lookit all these middle class balconies!
posh wankers.

Posh as fuck where I live.

 

[editor]

I got my fairy lights from Argos
Keeping them inside makes more sense tho!

I've had to take down all the bird feeding stuff too as that fucking rat-gannet was helping itself.

(((little birds)))

 

[gentlegreen]

By all accounts you can add chilli powder to bird food too - and it apparently does them no harm.

 

[stuff_it]

Set up remote controlled water canon.

http://www.i-programmer.info/news/1...arizing-your-backyard-with-python-and-ai.html

There are some issues with it but the theory is sound.

 

[madzone]

This still makes me giggle.

 

[stuff_it]

I've had to take down all the bird feeding stuff too as that fucking rat-gannet was helping itself.

(((little birds)))

If you hang the bird feeders and then put the hanging wire/rope through an old 12" record they can't get to it.

 

[editor]

This still makes me giggle.

Rodent problems make you giggle?

 

[madzone]

Rodent problems make you giggle?

I'm sure it's a royal pain in the arse but the outrage from a grown man because a squirrel has eaten his fairy lights has some serious comedy value, you have to admit.

 

[editor]

I'm sure it's a royal pain in the arse but the outrage from a grown man because a squirrel has eaten his fairy lights has some serious comedy value, you have to admit.

It's also digging up all our plants. If you lived in a high rise flat you might appreciate the value of being able to grow your own vegs.

 

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tried the grease and chilli powder mix yet?