Bands that have had merciless merch

[AverageJoe]

So. A thread for bands that have been convinced somehow that their name on a product is a Good Thing. Even when it isn't.

I'll start with the band band KISS.

It's only a metal funeral casket.

The Kiss Kasket, a Nashville Casket Sales Exclusive

Ultimate piece of memorabilia to complete any Kiss cave or collection,

www.nashvillecasketsales.com

 

[AverageJoe]

No-one fancy the official Acdc luggage?

 

[AverageJoe]

Metallica Monopoly?

 

[bellaozzydog]

Nick cave

 

[Steel Icarus]

Nick cave

What out of the ordinary stuff has Nick Cave got?

 

[AverageJoe]

Ozzy Osborne BBQ set?

Srsly, you guys are hard to please.

 

[AverageJoe]

Rammstein dildo set? Each modelled on the band members own.... coughs.... Member.

 

[andysays]

What out of the ordinary stuff has Nick Cave got?

Not sure if it's inspired by the Bongwater song...

 

[Steel Icarus]

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Not sure if it's inspired by the Bongwater song...

That. Is. MAGNIFICENT.

 

[AverageJoe]

White stripes sewing kit?

 

[AverageJoe]

U2 condoms?

 

[AverageJoe]

Slayer Christmas jumper?

 

[AverageJoe]

Eminem brick?

 

[AverageJoe]

It's literally just me doing this isn't it.

 

[AverageJoe]

Flaming Lips Christmas Featus ornament anyone?

 

[AverageJoe]

Justin Timberlake Axe?

 

[AverageJoe]

I'm gonna carry on just because someone said it would be a good thread.

Morgan Freeman voice

"it was not a good thread"

Have some One Direction Duct Tape

 

[AverageJoe]

Slipknot clutch bag.

 

[AverageJoe]

OK Go air fresheners for your car.

 

[AverageJoe]

Right. I'm stopping now. Worst. Thread. Ever

 

[spitfire]

Right. I'm stopping now. Worst. Thread. Ever

I like it, love merch, even the bad stuff.

 

[AverageJoe]

Carry the torch for me Spitfire whilst I watch the footie

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Great thread

 

[killer b]

When Dethscalator released their seminal album Racial Golf Course No Bitches, their record label Riot Season produced some promotional golf tees.



unfortunately, loads and loads of people who ordered one thought they would be getting a golf t-shirt, whatever that might be (maybe a polo shirt with an embroidered logo?) so what should have been a jolly jape turned out to be a load of hassle responding to irate emails asking where the fuck their tshirt was?

 

[DaveCinzano]

U2 condoms?

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Got the idea from their chum Westwood

 

[Spandex]

What out of the ordinary stuff has Nick Cave got?

Nick Cave pencil set

Bad Seed socks

Ghosteen umbrella

 

[nogojones]

I like it, love merch, even the bad stuff.




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Here's my slightly manky pair

 

[nogojones]

This is the only hairbrush I have and use:

About £2 in Lidl. I never even knew she worked there.

 

[danny la rouge]

I like it, love merch, even the bad stuff.




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I have those!

 

[danny la rouge]