Q: Is it an internet browser?
A: Yes - but it's more than that. It's an internet browser that goes half as fast as one of those rotten old 3G mobile phones - and works across only 30 per cent of the country unless you're at a wireless hotspot. Oh, and it's very, very expensive.
Q: What is the correct term for an adult human being who's prepared to spend upwards of £1,200 to own a mobile phone for 18 months, just because it is made by Apple?
A: A wazzock.
Q: What is the correct term for an adult human being who will pitch a tent outside a shop overnight in order to be one of the first people on Earth to spend upwards of £1,200 to own a mobile phone for 18 months, just because it is made by Apple?
A: An utter wazzock.
Q: Does the Apple corporation do a valuable service to the general population by rolling out the iPhone, so that wazzocks and utter wazzocks can be quickly identified and - where appropriate - persecuted?
A: It does.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2007/11/10/do1006.xml