Apple iPad and related items

[paolo]

This video feed is making me want to punch myself in both eyes and ears. Jesus.

What video feed?

 

[gabi]

The godawful link i posted up there

 

[ChrisFilter]

I'm going to laugh my arse off if after this massive thread building up to the announcement they show nothing more than the 4th Gen iPhone and OS 4.0. Not a tablet in sight.

There won't be a 4th gen iPhone yet.

 

[paolo]

Mr Jobs should start his speech by telling everyone he's not going to begin until everyone in the internet has stopped bickering.

 

[paolo]

Engadget are in, and noting the table and chair on the stage... "very unusual for an Apple event".

 

[gabi]

Big debate happening about the choice of Dylan for this. Wonder what this can mean....

 

[paolo]

Big debate happening about the choice of Dylan for this. Wonder what this can mean....

Ha ha... it's like the life of Brian... "It's a sign, it's a sign!"

Wonder when they'll start interpreting the colour of the seats.

 

[gabi]

Debate still raging. Could it be significant?

 

[gabi]

Ha ha... it's like the life of Brian... "It's a sign, it's a sign!"

Wonder when they'll start interpreting the colour of the seats.

They already did that. Seriously.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

What a load of shit.

I fuking hate myself for caring about this

 

[paolo]

Debate still raging. Could it be significant?

I think we are hitting the point of 'peak insanity'

 

[editor]

I went to an Apple launch once. It was the only place I've ever been where a flash memory upgrade was cheered.

 

[elbows]

Debate still raging. Could it be significant?

The times they are a changin.

 

[skyscraper101]

The lights are going down!!!!!

 

[editor]

I can hear whooping!

 

[paolo]

I went to an Apple launch once. It was the only place I've ever been where a flash memory upgrade was cheered.

Bet you no one cheered the socks though. The socks were the true low point.

 

[gabi]

lady commentator

'We're so close now.. hang on'

 

[mincepie]

Feels like this is the most hyped thing since Windows 95!

 

[paolo]

Jobs on stage

 

[skyscraper101]

I think I'm gonna cum

 

[mincepie]

I think I'm gonna cum

Hahahaa made me laugh!

 

[Pie 1]

The bells in the church tower opposite my appt. have just gone crazy - seriously

 

[paolo]

I think I'm gonna cum

I've gone early. Hopefully I'll be back up to readiness in a bit.

 

[skyscraper101]

Job's voice is nearly as annoying as Bill Gates

 

[editor]

Why would anyone applaud a company announcing its own vast profits?

 

[paolo]

Job's voice is nearly as annoying as Bill Gates

Where are you getting audio from?

 

[gabi]

I always did hate foreplay. Bring it stevie.

 

[skyscraper101]

Where are you getting audio from?

UStream.tv

crappy mobile phone quality though...

and it just cut out oh its back again

 

[paolo]

Reaaallly bigging this up, waaaaay more than usual... the whole history bit... even a photo with Woz in it. Unheard of.

 

[elbows]

Yay my bet that it will be called iPad was right.