This 'city' (I am guessing a town of about 25,000) is full of bollocks.
It is quite honestly full of lies, bollocks and twats without substance.
Tripping themselves up. Other than the few pockets of heavenly bliss I don't understand what all the fuss is about. It is a shit hole. The water here dries your skin. Did I mention that? The entire island was without electricity for a day last week. I have just spent an entire day waiting for a non-showing client who called me at 11AM to be sure work was finished to collect at 5PM. I have wasted a whole fucking day hanging around in the cold for some slack Spanish fucker.
I don't like it here. Has anyone guessed that much yet?