Where did we go wrong?
Lust and sexual desire. That was probably my own fault then.
Alternative Ibiza?
- Thread starter Stanley Edwards
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Where did we go wrong?
Lust and sexual desire. That was probably my own fault then.
Some people just don't get it. A lot of them live in Ibiza.
Right. Cold as fuck and no income at all.
I think this is it. The first day ever. Zero income.
This is Ibiza.
This is Ibiza.
Yeah, on my flight home from ibiza there were 27 missing people. I wanted to stay longer too, but had to get back for work. Ffs.
I am horribly ill
Not sure what this is, but doctors on Monday if no improvement. I am losing the plot here. Falling out with clients. Upsetting people. We have all been barred from using the toilets at Hostal Parque. They even tried to stop me buying cigarettes there last night. Two customers walked out in disgust at their attitude, so now they are even more upset.
Expensive chemist trip doesn't seem to have worked. This is horrible shits, fever, snotty, feel like my stomach is rotting away, and my eyes are bleeding. Not bloodshot, but actually bleeding. Everything in 1 sort of bacterial infection.
Hanging around until Monday to use the post office before getting the ferry and bus home.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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I am horribly ill
Not sure what this is, but doctors on Monday if no improvement. I am losing the plot here. Falling out with clients. Upsetting people. We have all been barred from using the toilets at Hostal Parque. They even tried to stop me buying cigarettes there last night. Two customers walked out in disgust at their attitude, so now they are even more upset.
Expensive chemist trip doesn't seem to have worked. This is horrible shits, fever, snotty, feel like my stomach is rotting away, and my eyes are bleeding. Not bloodshot, but actually bleeding. Everything in 1 sort of bacterial infection.
Hanging around until Monday to use the post office before getting the ferry and bus home.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
get well soon
My appetite is still very healthy 
Don't think I am going to die, or anything like that. Just an inconvenience really.
Thanks for the concerns and good wishes though. They do actually help.
Don't think I am going to die, or anything like that. Just an inconvenience really.
Thanks for the concerns and good wishes though. They do actually help.
kevinpurcey
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Stan ,I thing it's some sort of sexual transmitted thing??
The air is full of it......
The air is full of it......
kevinpurcey
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The advice I can give you is a mask from the chemist ....
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that's unlikelyStan ,I thing it's some sort of sexual transmitted thing??
The air is full of it......
kevinpurcey
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I think Ibiza is even more unlikely....for Stan Mr Wisdon...
kevinpurcey
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kevinpurcey
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God. I feel like I am dying. Well. I guess we all are.
I am going to bed. Things will surely be better mañana.
I am going to bed. Things will surely be better mañana.
_Wisdom. You fucking idiot.
Sweet Meiga
From far off lands
I'm sure they will. Get well soon, Stan!
Loads better today. I feel positively healthy.
The Ibiza virus.
Life as an itinerant. Everywhere has a local virus. The Ibiza virus is a bit grim. This cushy life of traveling around as an artist has a price. Many prices actually. Viral infections can kill. They don't kill me, because I am actually the reincarnated Captain Scarlet. Few people know this. Actually, now I think about it, it is impossible for the indestructable to be reincarnated. How the fuck do you spell indestructable? That was my Third attempt.
The Ibiza virus almost closed the airport at one time. People wanted the entire island put in to isolation.
Done it now. Over it, but it is not nice. You pick them up everywhere if you stay long enough.
Life as an itinerant. Everywhere has a local virus. The Ibiza virus is a bit grim. This cushy life of traveling around as an artist has a price. Many prices actually. Viral infections can kill. They don't kill me, because I am actually the reincarnated Captain Scarlet. Few people know this. Actually, now I think about it, it is impossible for the indestructable to be reincarnated. How the fuck do you spell indestructable? That was my Third attempt.
The Ibiza virus almost closed the airport at one time. People wanted the entire island put in to isolation.
Done it now. Over it, but it is not nice. You pick them up everywhere if you stay long enough.
kevinpurcey
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The Venison's are truly responsable bro????
I think that's how you spell it??...
I think that's how you spell it??...
The Venison's are truly responsable bro????
Touche!
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I would be interested to know about other itinerant Urbanites' experiences with local viral infections.
Can you PM me an email address? Joe would like to say hello.
Alternative Ibiza.
I am sitting in Placa des Parc with Mateus. He has pissed himself. A very disabled alcoholic, but a fucking good guy. Many of the street folk have fallen to the virus. Hostal Parque are being very adamant about not allowing us to use the toilets. Some guy told me I wouldn't be allowed in again, so I told him it wasn't his problem and he should tell his boss to talk to me directly. I will call the police - it is a public legal right regardless of the number of potential clients I have taken there.
Collected sandwiches and cakes from the Forn Cafe, because 'C' who normally does it is ill with the virus. Plenty to go around. Forn Cafe people are ace.
I sort of want out of here ASAP, but I sort of like it also. I am not in a great rush now I have missed my appointment in Granada anyway. I have good friends here I will miss. They are a cool bunch on the whole. And, I still can't stop myself laughing at all the retired Germans trying to dress like teenagers. Funny as fuck. Actually, now I look at myself Nice new coat, but I am way too old for it 
I am sitting in Placa des Parc with Mateus. He has pissed himself. A very disabled alcoholic, but a fucking good guy. Many of the street folk have fallen to the virus. Hostal Parque are being very adamant about not allowing us to use the toilets. Some guy told me I wouldn't be allowed in again, so I told him it wasn't his problem and he should tell his boss to talk to me directly. I will call the police - it is a public legal right regardless of the number of potential clients I have taken there.
Collected sandwiches and cakes from the Forn Cafe, because 'C' who normally does it is ill with the virus. Plenty to go around. Forn Cafe people are ace.
I sort of want out of here ASAP, but I sort of like it also. I am not in a great rush now I have missed my appointment in Granada anyway. I have good friends here I will miss. They are a cool bunch on the whole. And, I still can't stop myself laughing at all the retired Germans trying to dress like teenagers. Funny as fuck. Actually, now I look at myself
Nice new coat, but I am way too old for it 
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
Sounds like a barrel of laughs. No murders today I take it.
No murders, but it turns out I have Bacterial Gastroenteritis
Apparently there is a bit of an epidemic on the island. Not brilliant water here. I strongly suspect the public drinking fountain I had been using. Or, possibly the company I have been keeping
Thought it was finished already. Let week 3 of shits, cramps, fever, vomiting, headaches and general tiredness begin. Don't want to travel in this state. I have had enough of Ibiza though. Still don't understand why so many choose to live here.
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the difference may be that they have jobs &/or money and you don't have either.No murders, but it turns out I have Bacterial Gastroenteritis
Apparently there is a bit of an epidemic on the island. Not brilliant water here. I strongly suspect the public drinking fountain I had been using. Or, possibly the company I have been keeping
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it's pronounced 'ebola'
I have both. Few people here have jobs at this time of year.
I have both. Few people here have jobs at this time of year.
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i heard you the first time
