Here you go feller, you'll need this:
Maybe this one might help him. We gotta keep with the spirit of the day, there's a major football tournament on after all
In all seriousness though I think we should let the ickle ABEs have their ickle thread, it's probably the only fun they'll have in this tournament and who am I to deny anyone their fun? It's quite sweet really, it makes me think of this:
"Aw yes aren't you cute wittle ABE eh? Getting all worked up over wingland, and making your ickle thwead, aren't you cute? Yes you are, yes you are"
The only question I have for you ABEs is this:
When you take the piss out of England, treat all England fans as one homogeneous xenophobic mass and hope England lose whatever sport they play, can you handle it when the same is done to you?
Far be it from me to make all encompassing statements about people but whenever i've dished it back to ABEs about their county of origin, all be it in a bantering manner, nearly all of them have got all worked up over it. Except the Aussies i've done it to, they don't seem to mind. In fact it only seems to be the people colonised by the English on these islands that get all snippy about it
In all honesty i'd probably be an ABE myself if I was Welsh or Scottish, it can't be much fun having a London centric media, however I wouldn't be a bitter ABE, like the majority of ABEs on here.
So anyway, have your little fun, ABEs I actually look forward to seeing if you've come up with someone different from the last time we went out in the quarter finals. See you all in July.