X Factor 2009!

[kabbes]

I am still being forced to sit through this drivel by the kabbess, who for some reason seems to enjoy hating every minute of it.

Fuck me, but it is seriously, seriously dull this year. I think we really have now dredged the bottom of possible singing talent hiding their light under a bushel. They either gave it a go already or they've decided not to bother.

They're all as bad as each other. Arguing about whether Danyl (what the fuck kind of spelling is that?) or Olly is the better singer is like having to choose between two makes of processed-to-death sliced white bread. Who cares?

 

[Strumpet]

Arguing about whether Danylor Olly is the better singer is like having to choose between two makes of processed-to-death sliced white bread.

 

[gaijingirl]

Where is everyone?

 

[May Kasahara]

It's indicative of how abysmal this year's X Factor is that this thread didn't pop up earlier tonight.

Although I am watching, of course

 

[Liveist]

Where is everyone?

Doing something else more interesting then watching this rubbish hopefully. X-Factor is so fucking dry this year, they're all fucking rubbish

 

[Geri]

Good performance from Danyl.

 

[gaijingirl]

Doing something else more interesting then watching this rubbish hopefully. X-Factor is so fucking dry this year, they're all fucking rubbish

You're probably right. Like May said, normally this thread would have been primed and ready...

 

[gaijingirl]

Fucking hell, I know Stevie Wonder covered it ('cos I just googled it), but even I know that's a Beatles song!

 

[Badger Kitten]

I just voted
First time this year.

 

[Voley]

Fucking hell, I know Stevie Wonder covered it ('cos I just googled it), but even I know that's a Beatles song!

I winced, too.

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

I just voted
First time this year.

Well? Who for?

 

[Badger Kitten]

Elderberry, the born-to-play-Joseph-Technicolour-Dreamcoat performer: the only one that I think could cope without becoming a basket case.

I wouldn't buy his records, but he wins in a Darwinian sense.

 

[kazza007]

daniel ftw

 

[Geri]

I might vote for Danyl although I think he will go out tomorrow. I think the other three have more fans.

 

[kazza007]

Oliver/Joseph will win as they're not black or girls. Leonna was a freak result as she had actual talent. Dnnyl should win out the bunch, though. Joe can stick to theatre singing. Don't know what oliver or stacey are doing there.

 

[clicker]

oLLY SEEMS TO BE GETTING WORSE EACH WEEK...i HAD HOPES FOR HIM AT THE START....MORE FLAT THAN ON KEY TONIGHT AND THE PERMANENT COAT HANGER SMILE IS WEARING THIN.

jOE IS ABLE TO SING, PREDICTABLE AND DEFNITELY NOT TEEN GIRL MATERIAL.....HE'LL PROBABLY WIN BY DEFAULT.

sTACEY MANAGED TO WALK AND SING, SHE HAS EXCEEDED HER TALENT QUOTA...THE SECOND SONG WAS GOOD....BUT WOULD ANYONE ACTUALLY BUY A RECORD SHE MADE???

dANYL...THE ONE WHO CAN SING, BUT A BIT TOO sUSAN bOYLE POSSIBLY....i DOUBT THE VOTERS LIKE HIM ENOUGH TO VOTE...HE ISNT AS STERILE AS THE PERFECT jOE, AND TOO MUCH OF A LOOSE CANNON IN THE BREAKDOWN STAKES...SHAME BUT THERE YOU GO.

sOD IT....JUST NOTICED THE CAPSLOCK.... LIKE THE SHOW, i HAVE RUN OUT OF STEAM AND THEY WILL REMAIN....

 

[madzone]

Danyl sings through his nose. I would feel compelled to try to sue Simon Cowell for the number of radios I will doubtless smash should he ever release a single. He does a bit of tuneful shouting though.

And all this bollocks about Joe only being a theatre singer, none of you would have thought of that on your own If he's a theatre singer so's Will Young.

 

[Geri]

Oliver/Joseph will win as they're not black or girls. Leonna was a freak result as she had actual talent.

What about Alexandra?

 

[Miss Potter]

Olly should win as he's a better entertainer. I agree that Joe is a relatively good singer but he hasn't got an ounce of personality

 

[madzone]

Olly should win as he's a better entertainer. I agree that Joe is a relatively good singer but he hasn't got an ounce of personality

You're mad

 

[Miss Potter]

You're mad

ha you're not the first to tell me that

Just catching up with last night's show. Danyl must go tonight. Please

 

[madzone]

Danyl must go tonight. Please

You're no longer mad

 

[Strumpet]

Yeh get rid of MisterMouth now.

 

[Ms T]

Olly was horribly flat last night, I thought. Stacey is just weird. I think Joe will win and then disappear into obscurity a la Leon.

 

[Strumpet]

Heh. Joe is a million times better than that dull ole Leon was though tbf.

 

[kazza007]

What about Alexandra?

anomaly

 

[Geri]

anomaly

Hardly, when it happened two years out of three! Just admit that you're talking crap.

 

[kazza007]

Just admit olly or Joe will win and that you're delusional to think otherwise

 

[Geri]

Just admit olly or Joe will win and that you're delusional to think otherwise

I think Joe will win, I said it ages ago. I don't think it's because the British public are so sexist and racist that they won't vote for a woman or a black person.

 

[Fictionist]

What about Alexandra?

Gorgeous.