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X Factor 2009!

Yeah most of them are well borin. I love Miss Frank and I actually spent the whole time they were performing turning to everyone in the room and going 'OH my god I love them! Look at them! I lOVE THEM!'

That afro bloke is disgusting, stop wearing flares mate you look like I could wear your outfit and hair and face to a 70s novelty disco night.

He only got through because of that stupid hair aswell, that Kings Of Leon thing he did was rank.
 
I'd find it really hard to be all excited about the mentors if I was on the show. OOOOH ROBBIE! swoon swoon.

I'd be more like ohgod I'm not taking advice from you you fucking knobber hasbeen.
 
I'm finding it difficult to be excited by the show this year, despite the realisation that we vaguely know one of them out of Ms Frank.

To be fair, I always lose interest at this stage, but they fucked up the auditions stage a little with the live mullarkey, so it seems worse this year. The only hope would be if Louis were to publically murder those two fuckawful twins in a ritual sacrifice intended to bring Gately back. I'd certainly watch that.
 
I read that cheryl cole is going to be miming her performence on x-factor.

Seems a bit silly its a show where people have to sing live and its a format where she has has had to sing live in the past.

Lip syncing now makes her look well shit and kinda devalues the show and make her performance all about publicing her well shit single rather then for any benefit to the contenders. Surely!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2009/oct/15/cheryl-cole-mim-x-factor


dave
 
I don't even like Cheryl anymore I've decided and that's a hard thing for me to say, because the love, previously, has been very strong, but yeah, I think we're over.
 
I don't even like Cheryl anymore I've decided and that's a hard thing for me to say, because the love, previously, has been very strong, but yeah, I think we're over.

im sure she will be truely devastated at the news, probabley her low light of 2009.
 
i love cheryl more than ever, even though i did have to shout "shut up!" at her last week.

I can't bear her face when she's 'moved' and she gets all glassy eyes and thoughtful. And her hair is too big.

I did like it when she said 'the proof is in the pudding' though. In her lovely jordy accent. That was nice.

But apart from that, SHUTUP.
 
Anyone 'member last year (or maybe the year before) when she sang live with Gals Allowed - it was atrocious
 
I can't bear her face when she's 'moved' and she gets all glassy eyes and thoughtful. And her hair is too big.
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i think she's had acting lessons in how to look moved. She kind of purses her lips and gets a little frown between her eyebrows.
 
They should call her Cheryl Cunt.

Not fucking around, they actually should: Ashley and Cheryl - the Cunts; it fits them like a fucking glove.
 
I would. To her face. Her lovely, lovely face.

To be honest, I don't really even care about her; I just really hate her old man so badly. But if she's gonna marry him then questions must be asked.
 
I don't know anything about him, he doesn't interest me. I like it when he sits at the back all on his ownsome and watches though.

Her face is a work of art though, she's just really boring and uptight.

Her voice is also a work of art though.
 
I don't know anything about him, he doesn't interest me. I like it when he sits at the back all on his ownsome and watches though.

Her face is a work of art though, she's just really boring and uptight.

Her voice is also a work of art though.

So is a pile of dog turds with a post it note on them saying "This is the NOW" or something equally abrasive and contemporary.
 
You can see I am very confused about my feelings for Cheryl. It's like an ex lover who you want to hate so bad but still, there is alot of strong feelings that have been and are hard to let go of.

It's rather novelesque really.
 
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